Is Meadows volunteering to take the lead, then, in shuffling off the mortal coil and stepping into the great beyond for the sake of humanity? Now THAT would be altruistic. In spades.
For the sake of efficiency, we could, I dunno, merge Obamacare and the climate change policies - that way, we could conveniently send letters to 85% of the planet's population and instruct them to report to the death panels.
"Kool-Aid! Get yer free Kool-Aid here! Jim Jones says the water's fine!"