You scofflaws! What if everybody without clearance to swallow were to start swigging cappuccino and doing what they damn well pleased. Bon bons in bed...watching wrestling on tv...anarchy in the streets. You two better just watch yourselves and start toeing the line. Rules are for our own good and the sooner you both accept that, the better it will be for all of us. Straighten up! by golly.

aspirating lungs. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhsh keep that quiet... or all the CU students will wana try it. you bring the jell-o shots and i'll bring party favors..

R

We tore the label off the mattress...

Swigging cappuccino without permission to swallow is an entry level deviation... though it can easily lead to tearing labes off of mattresses, as you've shown. Perhaps an intervention is in order.