Wait 'till he gets the bill for his seventy-two virgins.
"Actually, they're raisins, Saheeb Mateen. Don't worry, many of the Umma make that same mistranslation. You'll laugh about it in a few centuries..."
I have it on good authority that his seventy-two virgins all look like they play for the Minnesota Vikings' offensive line. The bad new for him is, they think he's kinda cute.