HELP WANTED: experienced quarterback, able to adapt quickly to playbook. Prefer candidate who does not run into the tailbones of their own offensive linemen. Serious candidates only; send resume and combine results to New York Jets.
Tim Tebow has already left town and says he's not coming back. This could be the last chance for JaMarcus Russell and Ryan Leaf.
They've a capable starter in Ryan Fitzpatrick, currently second on the depth chart. A more accurate passer than Geno, it seems to me that the 6th round rookie linebacker who broke Smith's jaw did the team a favor.
And even the Jets aren't incompetent enough to not recognize that. It's why I'm willing to bet they orchestrated the "accident" as a way to eventually put an end to football activities in the region for a long time to come.
What's that sound?