Saturday night, I was at my church's annual Christmas Party, where we had one of those ten-dollar gift exchanges where everyone draws a number, picks a present, there's an option to steal - you know the game. What exchange gift did I leave with?
A box of 12-gauge shotgun shells.
Clearly, I'm attending the right church.
Heh. Number four or double-ought?
What he's asking is: Reform or Nicene Creed?
Snappy answer: Westminster Confession, Winchester Ammo. Like 'em both.
Kidding aside, number four.