May 20, 2013You're WelcomeSaw (and reposted) this on Facebook thanks to John Pizzarelli's Radio Deluxe. Jimmy Stewart was born 105 years ago today.
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April 17, 2013Help out an Elite White Male!Professor Mankiw's eldest son has an online survey for his science project -- and gets Dad to bleg for help. It is kind of long but very interesting -- personal, sometimes almost random questions about what you like and value -- many will torture the Randians.
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April 16, 2013I'd love to see this
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April 12, 2013Some Guys C'n Tell a Story...Hat-tip: Jonah Goldberg
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Get Elected First!Jim Geraghty brings word of the husband of a Rhode Island lawmaker who just doesn't get it. [T]he 55-year-old was a passenger in a parked car in Cranston when he was arrested. He was charged last month with stealing a credit card to rack up $720 in charges. "Hey, hey, buddy, what do you think you're doing? Only an elected official gets to spend money she doesn't have like that!"
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March 28, 2013Ain't I a little stinker?Change your profile picture to celebrate the RECORD S&P 500 closing high!!!
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February 14, 2013Happy Valentine's DayA breakup letter from an economist. It's the utility-maximizing thing to do. I want you to know that this decision isn’t just for me--it's for you, too. I've done the calculations. There are plenty of eligible bachelors out there who are probably able to more vigorously, consistently, and knowledgeably have sexual intercourse with you. While the thought of you being with someone else causes me a substantial negative utility that makes me feel as though I am going to vomit, I know that in the aggregate everyone is better off, and therefore it is the right decision for us to make. Hat-tip: Mankiw
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But Keith Arnold thinks:
And once again, "the dismal science" proves how richly deserved that moniker is. And yet, written by an economist with a sense of humor! If I may humbly offer in counterpoint, as JG and I have recently discussed music lyrics, a little Trace Adkins: (This Ain't) No Thinkin' Thing I been thinkin' 'bout our love situation This ain't no thinkin` thing, February 13, 2013All Hail Taranto!
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February 1, 2013Country SongI got the title! McConnell on immigration, guns, bourbon and Ashley Judd It's in G...
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January 3, 2013Ell Oh EllVery much NSFW, very much funny: NFL QBs On Facebook: Crappy New Year! HT: Brother Keith on Facebook
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I am reminded of a section from the Heinlein novel, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. The newly self-aware computer (Mike for those who haven't read it) is trying to understand humor. He prints out reams of jokes from his ginormous reference banks (no Kindles available) and the humans tell him which are funny and not funny. Turns out women and men think different things are funny. From this the women conclude the computer is a girl and start calling it Michelle. Not sure if this applies in this case but I mostly don't think this is very funny, just crude. And I am actually a football fan so I get most of it. Call me a prude if necessary. Posted by: dagny at January 4, 2013 6:43 PMEll Oh EllVery much NSFW, very much funny: NFL QBs On Facebook: Crappy New Year! HT: Brother Keith on Facebook
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But dagny thinks:
I am reminded of a section from the Heinlein novel, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. The newly self-aware computer (Mike for those who haven't read it) is trying to understand humor. He prints out reams of jokes from his ginormous reference banks (no Kindles available) and the humans tell him which are funny and not funny. Turns out women and men think different things are funny. From this the women conclude the computer is a girl and start calling it Michelle. Not sure if this applies in this case but I mostly don't think this is very funny, just crude. And I am actually a football fan so I get most of it. Call me a prude if necessary. Posted by: dagny at January 4, 2013 6:43 PMDecember 24, 2012Randian Stocking Stuffers
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December 12, 2012Quote of the DayLindsay Lohan has apparently bagged herself a gen-u-wyine boyband rockstar-ish boyfriend (how'd that happen?) whose name is Max George, of the British band The Wanted. On Friday night, she partied (what else? did you think they sat around and discussed Kierkegaard motifs in the fiscal cliff?) -- Kiri Blakeley, The Stir
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I Love June Carter, I do.Powerful: Two letters from Johnny Cash to his wife of 35 years. Hat-tip: @JonBois
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December 7, 2012Macro FolliesOh, yeah: Hat-tip: Insty
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November 13, 2012ThreeSources Fashion NewsClearence sale on Austrian Economics T-Shirts at mises.org:
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But johngalt thinks:
Harumph. "Dead white guys." Where are the ones of black, hispanic, female, or LGBT economists? Posted by: johngalt at November 13, 2012 1:46 PM
But jk thinks:
Soooo busted! That's Rose Wilder Lane ("Discover Freedom") and one of hers is headed our way. Posted by: jk at November 13, 2012 2:44 PMNovember 8, 2012Oh yeah!I lifted this off of the Mises Facebook Page. I would get killed for sharing it there:
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October 30, 2012Peyton Manning
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Stop laughing! It's not funny! Call out the National Guard because the Broncos are destroying the __________! Posted by: johngalt at October 30, 2012 12:42 PMSeptember 22, 2012Got to have a Little FunBlog friend Perry is swamped with work but shares a couple funnies via email.
Did I say "a couple?" obamasith.jpg
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Just don't call him Darth or Dark Lord Barack or you will be called "racist." Posted by: johngalt at September 23, 2012 12:03 PMSeptember 5, 2012Oy Vey!Yiddish Curses for Rebulblican Jews. Keep hitting "Show Me Another Curse." Or just enjoy this one:
Hat-tip: Peggy Noonan
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August 16, 2012Tweet of the Day
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August 10, 2012Tweet of the DayI don't get the allusion, but I'm still laughing...
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July 11, 2012Facebook Bleeding into ThreeSourcesCan't help it, this is too awesome:
If you are on Facebook, you want to like George Takei; he has a direct conduit to the funny.
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July 9, 2012Merle HazardThe Fiscal Cliff: As always, my embed does not necessarily constitute an endorsement of Mister Hazard's musical arrangements or economic conclusions. But I always enjoy them Hat-tip: Mankiw.
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June 27, 2012Bumper StickerFrom my biological brother via email:
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April 27, 2012Public Service Announcement
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Doesn't Godwin's Law state that this joke is not allowed to be funny? Posted by: johngalt at April 27, 2012 3:47 PMApril 18, 20121000 WordsLifted from Facebook, sorry I cannot provide attribution:
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April 3, 2012Tweet of the Day
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April 2, 2012DIsmal ScienceA fellow fan of Professor Mankiw's blog writes and distributes shows for school plays and musicals. He has adpted "It's a Wonderful Life" to the Panic of '08 and you can listen to the tunes on the gomusicals.com website: Potter (a female in our version) and Sam Wainwright reflect on the economy. Inspired by a Rogoff article [Mankiw] linked to: "Game We Play"
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March 29, 2012Rethinking a career in law enforcement.Jim Treacher links to your music for the day.
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March 16, 2012Quote of the Day IIIA new record, but I could not resist: If your wife catches you with the Playboy with the Meghan McCain interview, don't claim you were reading it for the articles.-- @IMAO_
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March 5, 2012A Little Math HumorHat-tip: John Derbyshire Good thing this was "Math Corner" this month," I did not finish last month's math problem yet. (Careful, the link is to the solution, quit reading before the text turns red if you're in the mood.)
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February 17, 2012Friday FunnyOnion Sports: New Sitcom To Feature Blocking Tight End Living With Pass-Catching Tight End
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February 10, 2012It's Halftime.
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The Rush Limbaugh parody version is pretty good too, but it's only for subscribers. (No, I'm not.) Posted by: johngalt at February 11, 2012 12:37 PMFebruary 9, 2012Thousand Words of the Day
Hat-tip: @radlybalko
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February 1, 2012Tweet of the DayI love Mark Perry and will probably read the post. But you gotta have a little fun:
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January 20, 2012Friday FunniesThanks Reason:
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January 17, 2012British "Stiff Upper Lip""We apologize to customers for causing them undue concern." That is a British Airways spokesperson responding to an alarm and a "this plane is about to crash into the sea" recorded message that was mistakenly played twice at three am [insert bonus Sec. Hillary Clinton joke here...] Sorry. Hat-tip: @jamestaranto UPDATE: Now that's a pretty good riposte:
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January 2, 2012Heh.
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December 29, 2011Targeted advertisingThe banner ads are getting wicked scary good at conforming to my personal interests. I looked at an item on the Musicians Friend website last week and saw an ad for it on Instapundit four hours later. But this is just eerie. I mean, how did they know I was buying an Aston-Martin?
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Don't let Mr2 find out. He'll be jealous. Posted by: johngalt at December 30, 2011 12:49 PMDecember 26, 2011All Hail Taranto!He may be on vacation, but you can't stop a writer from Tweeting. James suggests "The dangers of refined carbohydrates http://t.co/XxTxO2nk" SANTIAGO, Chile (AP) -- Chile's Supreme Court has ordered a newspaper to pay $125,000 to 13 people who suffered burns while trying out a published recipe for churros, a popular Latin American snack of dough fried in hot oil.
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December 25, 2011Gift from Terri!She didn't really give it to us, but I know she'd want us to have it on Christmas:
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Definitely! Posted by: Terri at December 25, 2011 11:29 PMNovember 20, 2011That Calls for a Carlsberg!Hat-tip: my biological brother via email.
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November 13, 2011We Are the 30%!!!!!!I guess. This article claims 70% of women "still prefer to take husband's last name." My serviceable, monosyllabic, Austrian surname was eschewed by my lovely bride specifically to preserve the individual identity discussed in the article. I had no strong opinions either way but have been surprised for 28 years now to see how strongly it affects some people. The article Insty links is maddeningly a "lifestyle" article and contains no particulars on the study, questions, participants, or even exact percentages. It's long on human interest, of course. I certainly agree that the "feminist agitation" reason has faded considerably and that it is now more popular among those who have established a career or brand. At the same time, I have come to value self-sovereignty, individual identity, and ownership of our persons more highly. And it has come to seem more natural. Yet, in the 80's it felt like the leading edge of a trend which has not materialized.
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But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Separate or same names doesn't bother The Refugee either way. It seems far preferable to the hyphen thing (not to insult all those with hyphenated names). Hyphenated names seem so impractical because they're so long. Besides, where does it end? Does the next generation simply add their significant-other's name? In a few generations we'll have someone named Sarah Jones-Smith-Johnson-Washington-Jackson. On the plus side, it would be a self-documenting biblical "begat" naming convetion. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at November 15, 2011 12:47 PM
But jk thinks:
My genealogy interest came later and there is no doubt that it introduces complications if the children adopt different surnames. And yet, that seems like a weak excuse to override strongly held beliefs. Posted by: jk at November 15, 2011 2:22 PM
But dagny thinks:
On the other hand... It sure is easier with a herd of kids for all members of the nuclear family to have the same last name. I actually have a friend who retained her maiden name for professional reasons and then found it annoying in school and other kid related activities to have a different name from the kids. My identity is not tied to a name. Posted by: dagny at November 15, 2011 7:01 PMNovember 8, 2011Worst Book Title EverSo says @jamestaranto
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October 28, 2011Cool SitePeople post a photo of what they would grab were their house on fire. I always like to say "nothing:" get everything that is alive out and hope for the best for the stuff. But the photos are unusually compelling.
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Nice Site, Great Content Keep It Up the Good Work. Posted by: Uth Video at November 6, 2011 7:33 PMOctober 21, 2011Friday Funny
Don't know fair attribution, but I got it here. Hat-tip: Jonah Goldberg
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Ok I admit I am a geek AND a Star Wars fan but I think this is HILARIOUS!! Additionally, I think the caption should be changed to say, "This is NOT the Hope and Change you were looking for." Doesn't it seem like an awful lot of this country was subjected to a Jedi Mind Trick in Nov. 2008?? Posted by: dagny at October 22, 2011 3:16 PMOctober 18, 2011Tweet of the Day
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October 17, 2011What the Internet was invented forPut away the coffee or cover the keyboard -- there are awesome: Mitt Romney, I will force Spiders and Badgers on the Enemy: Hat-tip: Jonah Goldberg. There are a bunch. President Obama's didn't do it for me, but Michelle Bachmann... Lawdy!
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Damn, no Hermain Cain! Campaign T-shirt spotted today: "Here I am, rock you like a Herman Cain" Posted by: johngalt at October 18, 2011 12:03 AM
But jk thinks:
Rick Perry, Rick Perry, Rick Perry! Posted by: jk at October 18, 2011 1:11 PMIt's Not Faaaaair!
Heh. Hat-tip: Don Surber (Scroll down for "They put $300,000 in a bank while they protest bankers?")
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October 12, 2011Headline of the DayNM firefighter poses as cop, pulls over detectiveHat-tip: a cop friend on Facebook who asks "Why is it firemen always pose as police, but you never hear of a police officer posing as a fireman?"
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Headline is paced just like joke from my big brother: an illegal alien, a Communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. Bartender says "Waht'll you have, Mister President?" Don't forget to tip your walrusses and barbenders... Posted by: jk at October 12, 2011 11:08 AM
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If a policeman posed as a fireman, how would you know? He'd sit around all day (and night) in a nice house with his compatriots and swap gourmet cooking duties while waiting for a phone that rarely rings. Cops get all the action. Posted by: johngalt at October 12, 2011 3:11 PMOctober 3, 2011Monday Funnies"We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks through the bar. Hat-tip: my biological brother via email.
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Heh. Two more from the same genre: Precocious daughter- "Knock knock." And from my dad, who worked with parapalegics for a time: "Why can't cerebral palsy's tell a good joke, timing." Posted by: johngalt at October 3, 2011 3:41 PM
But jk thinks:
Or: "Okay, you have to ask me two questions. First is 'Aren't you Kranzimov, the great Uzbek comedian?' and the second is 'To what do you attribute your great success?'" "Aren't you -- " "Yes, timing!" [My condolences to the Uzbek community. I tried to edit the joke for another racial group, but it just isn't funny.]
But Keith Arnold thinks:
There once was a fellow named Dwight, September 29, 2011Dedicated to Blog Friend SugarChuck!Greyhound Adoption Program TV Commercial
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Segue: dagny and I have adopted a lab mix who wandered onto our farm last Friday with three pups in tow. Pups adopted out to other friends and family too. How could anyone just abandon them to their own devices in the countryside? Sad. Posted by: johngalt at September 29, 2011 3:44 PM
But jk thinks:
Well done, sir! For a Republican, I have an unnatural affinity for Donkeys. The few I pass around here, I always go slow to look and get excited when I see one of "my" donkeys (it's a city folk concept, I do not pay for feed, though I would). Followed a Taranto link last week about Donkey Rescue. It seems that the Texas Drought and fires have caused some owners to abandon the animals as the shots and physical exam required for a sale now exceed the price. Heartbreaking.
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The donkey situation is also an unintended consequence of the prohibition against slaughtering equines for food. Several years ago, the Humane Society of the United States and PETA successfully closed all equine slaughterhouses. As a result, many owners who no longer want or can't afford a horse will simply abandon it to the wild - where, of course, it starves or is killed by predators. This is a real problem in the Everglades. As a result, the price of horses has dropped like a stone and in many cases you can't give 'em away. Mrs. Refugee gets countless offers for "free" horses (yeah, so that we can pick up the $200/month food bill, shoes, vet bills, etc. etc.). Rescue organizations are overflowing and unable to take more critters. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at September 29, 2011 5:23 PM
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A commenter alluded to that and it seemed to make sense. Thanks for the rest of the story. Maybe PETA could outlaw droughts. Posted by: jk at September 29, 2011 7:00 PMSeptember 22, 2011Tweet of the DayYesterday, but I was onsite.
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September 8, 2011Monetary PolicyTweet of the Day:
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September 5, 2011Glad Insty Links to These ThingsA good excuse for a few minutes of prurience -- "it was linked by a Law Professor!" I try not to be judgmental. I try to let others live their own lives with the Hayekian idea of distributed knowledge and all. People disapprove of some things I do and I shouldn't be too quick to criticize lifestyle choices, and... All of which is well and good, but I think this girl is, perhaps, something of a slut.
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Whoa, talk about cheapening her currency. Posted by: johngalt at September 5, 2011 12:16 PM
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No kidding, man. She makes the Zimbabwe Dollar look stable. Posted by: jk at September 6, 2011 11:14 AMSeptember 1, 2011Headline of the DayBrother jg nailed it yesterday, but I think this one will be tough to beat: Girl Uses Gadget Blog To Make Fun Of Nerds
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August 30, 2011Tweets of da DayThe NRO lads are yukking it up in sub-140 char increments:
Jonah has a superb piece on Banned Books B.S. "The Tea Party moves to ban books." You have to wade through a lot of throat clearing and irrelevant nonsense, until you get to the relevant nonsense.
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August 26, 2011On the Other HandIt does lead itself to some humor:
UPDATE: Blog friend Sugarchuck shares a link: Iowahawk upgrades his funny tweet to a story. "Usually these guys are armed with Mexican Strats and Squires, Epiphones, small caliber stuff like that," said Pedro Ochoa, 36, an eye witness to the sonic melee. "This time they were packing the heavy firepower."
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Going after all those guitar makers, while accordionists are allowed to run free in society! Who in government sets these priorities? Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 26, 2011 7:11 PM
But jk thinks:
Q: You're driving quickly down a narrow street and a duck and a trombone player both step out. You can't stop, you have to choose which one to hit. A: Hit the 'bone player; the duck may be on his way to a gig. Posted by: jk at August 26, 2011 7:19 PMThe Real Story of the DinosaursMises.org reprises a Paul Cantor column from 1998: It all began in the late Triassic Period, when the government decided to come to the aid of cold-blooded creatures everywhere. Federal authorities were deeply disturbed by the appearance of the first warm-blooded animals, who seemed to have an unfair advantage over their cold-blooded brethren -- they moved faster, were more alert, and generally seemed to get a lot more done, particularly during the winter months. Good stuff...
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Brilliantly done. Favorite line: In the end the policy of the federal government succeeded in producing a remarkable mirror image of itself in the Jurassic dinosaur: a large, sluggish, bloated, overgrown body animated by a brain the size of a pea. Also worth noting is Cantor's book Literature and the Economics of Liberty: Spontaneous Order in Culture by an Austrian economist turned literature professor. Posted by: johngalt at August 27, 2011 10:23 AMAugust 19, 2011All Hail Postrel!Sixty-six and two-thirds percent of the people I recommended "The Future and its Enemies" to liked it very much. I once forced my Software Development team to read "The Substance of Style," and while they thought I was weird, I think they all liked it. And I have forwarded her "Why Buffy Kicks Ass" column to innumerable conversion prospects. Ms. Postrel has a Bloomberg column today reviewing a book on corporate strategy: what it is and what it isn't. This strategy not only told Stephanie what to do but what she had to stop doing. Selling more prepared meals meant taking space away from the munchies for her many student customers. To focus labor expenses on the peak times for her professional customers, she closed earlier, meaning no sales from late-night study breaks. "Strategy is scarcity's child and to have a strategy, rather than vague aspirations, is to choose one path and eschew others," writes [Richard P.] Rumelt. Whole you will thing read to want.
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August 15, 2011Somebody say Word of the Day?Barely safe-for work: coprophagic. Use it in a paragraph, James Lileks: No doubt the advertisers will say they don't care if you hate it, as long as you remember it, but that seems a bit short-sighted. Yes, I remember it, and will ever thus associate you with coprophagic child-molesters. Well, great! Mission accomplished. I think Mr. Lileks is a little grouchy on this one. A one-off, or the product of prolonged exposure to talk-radio?
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August 8, 2011The Last Word on the DowngradeSomeday, this will no longer amuse. I fear the time is near. But, today...
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But Terri thinks:
Today is not that day. Posted by: Terri at August 8, 2011 5:44 PM
But jk thinks:
Certainly not. Posted by: jk at August 8, 2011 5:48 PMJuly 23, 2011Revolutionary!I wasn't going to have fun around here ever, but Brother jg started it: UPDATE: Holy Cow! They have an entire series of these. Apollo 11 with MS Excel®
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Sent with High Importance. Ha! Loved it! Posted by: johngalt at July 24, 2011 2:44 PM
But johngalt thinks:
RE: Update - But it WAS done on a slide rule!!! Posted by: johngalt at July 24, 2011 2:47 PMJuly 13, 2011Obama at the BatFrom AngelFire, H-T: my biological brother, via email.
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Whew. That was close! Posted by: johngalt at July 13, 2011 7:40 PMJune 30, 2011Sweatin' the Day Away at the Fender FactoryThe blues soundtrack is nice but it gives the piece a Steinbeck/Tom Joad vibe. One expects to see Leo running the "company store" or something... Pretty small beans complaint for some very cool footage. Oh to have one or two of those '59 strats...
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June 28, 2011Ain't This the Truth
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June 24, 2011Media Bias at TimePredictable, really. But Death Star PR takes them to account: In your article of June 17, you listed Darth Vader as the third worst "fictional" father. The Galactic Empire takes these kinds of accusations very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that similar accusations from other planets normally end with a rebuttal of the giant laser from space variety. However, in his infinite wisdom, Darth Vader has ordered the PR Department to respond with the second most devastating weapon known to mankind: a sternly worded letter of complaint. So prepare yourself, TIME Magazine, but know in advance that your shields can't repel refutation of this magnitude. Hat-tip (who else could it possibly be?) Jonathan V Last.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things...One of the unintentionally inappropriate test responses from children:
(Some at the link are a little more inappropriate than this...)
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June 22, 2011It's Gettin' RealThe finest hip hop parody evah:
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June 17, 2011Quote of the DayI'm thankfully many years sweetly removed from this torture, but I think I'd take my dating advice from Dr. Helen: If any male reader out there has gotten a date by walking up to a woman and saying “You look very elegant and sophisticated” (#18), while sporting hand lotion, a manicure, and a non-interrupting style while she talks (#3), let us know. Perhaps I’m missing something here. Hat-tip: The Instahusband
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June 13, 2011Internet Segue Fever!Debbie likes cats, a great deal as it happens: Answer her ad, marry that delightful doll, and enjoy the tax deductions: When Jan Van Dusen appeared before a U.S. Tax Court judge and a team of Internal Revenue Service lawyers more than a year ago, there was more at stake than her tax deduction for taking care of 70 stray cats. I'm workin' for you.
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But johngalt thinks:
Wow. Serious or fake? Posted by: johngalt at June 14, 2011 2:44 PM
But jk thinks:
Oh, I think when the Wall Street Journal reports on tax policy, they're usually pretty serious. Posted by: jk at June 14, 2011 2:45 PMJune 10, 2011Heh.
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But jk thinks:
Always wanted to try that. Thanks for the indulgence. Posted by: jk at June 10, 2011 4:52 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Anything for a friend. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at June 10, 2011 6:02 PMJune 2, 2011I Was Told There Would be No Math...Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most. it really works! Movie Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Movie List: 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek Hat-tip: My friend, Tony, via email. I'll do a proof on demand...
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It's like you're the Amazing Kreskin or something! Posted by: Boulder Refugee at June 2, 2011 5:08 PM
But jk thinks:
I know! Well, "Jaws" is a great film... Posted by: jk at June 2, 2011 5:23 PMJune 1, 2011Smells Like Free Speech!Ku Klux Klan protests Westboro Baptist Church If we can only get Larry Flynt in there somehow, I think we'd have a new reality TV series. Hat-tip: Instapundit
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"... And He called them to him and said to them in parables, 'How can Satan cast out Satan? If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand. And if a house is divided against itself, that house will not be able to stand. And if Satan has risen up against himself and is divided, he cannot stand, but is coming to an end...'" (Mark 3:23-26, ESV) "... Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" (Dr. Peter Venkman) Putting them on reality TV is an interesting notion; in my mind, I'm thinking something along the lines of "Thunderdome" or "Celebrity Death Match." I went a different direction when I read the article, though -- I visualize the scene in Blazing Saddles, the long pan shot of Hedley Lamarr's recruitment line, and then I insert the WBCers right next to the Klansmen. Hilarity ensues. Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 1, 2011 12:07 PM
But jk thinks:
"Where's the white men at???" Posted by: jk at June 1, 2011 12:20 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Sounds like the Angel of Death protesting Lucifer. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at June 1, 2011 1:42 PMMay 27, 2011Tweet of the Day
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May 21, 2011RaptureUnoriginal, but I don't care:
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May 20, 2011Jon Stewart Actually FunnyNot quite enough to embed, mind you, but I'll link to Prof. Mankiw's. Stewart takes some good whacks at Monsieur DSK.
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May 11, 2011The Funniest Thing Ever on the InternetThe Shakespearian Big Lebowski is close, but this might be it. The Death of Obi-Wan Kenobi. As Jonathan Last says "Everything about [the post] is letter-perfect--the tone, the length, the funny. It's so dead on that it works as both Start Wars parody and NYT parody." Obi-Wan Kenobi 's demise is a defining moment in the stormtrooper-led fight against terrorism, a symbolic stroke affirming the relentlessness of the pursuit of those who turned against the Empire at the end of the Clone Wars. What remains to be seen, however, is whether it galvanizes Kenobi's followers by turning him into a martyr or serves as a turning of the page in the war against the Rebel Alliance and gives further impetus to Emperor Palpatine to step up Stormtrooper recruitment. The comments, the other stories, the SPAM...Brilliant!
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So America is now cast in parody as the evil Empire. I guess it's finally time to haul out that Brown Coat. Posted by: johngalt at May 11, 2011 9:58 PMMay 8, 2011Five Wasted Drummers, Conversely...Coolness: Hat-tip: JazzMando.com
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A mechanical version of an LM 565! (Phase-locked loop.) Cool! Posted by: johngalt at May 8, 2011 2:12 PMMay 5, 2011Not That Silent...We've all seen these eAds:
I'm not sure snoring is a silent killer. I think he might have confused it with "Ninjas"
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May 2, 2011Justified IIHat-tip: PJ Tattler
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As far as I can tell, this is Obama and Clinton, right? It seems so because that looks like Bush who appears next. A bit crude, but the gist seems right. Posted by: johngalt at May 3, 2011 11:47 AM
But jk thinks:
Could be -- I thought that was the world's worst VP Biden animation. The joy of this was treating the body "according to Islamic tradition." (~0:50) Posted by: jk at May 3, 2011 11:54 AMApril 25, 2011He's a Lumberjack and He's Okay...Y'all may know my Cousin Syd from his superb coffeehouse performances. He sends a different kind of video today, to celebrate the completion of a small project he's been working on for a couple of months.
I hope everyone affected will forgive my nonstop chainsaw noise since the weekend of Feb 23rd. Cleaning up has been my primary “recreation” since that day. To make the chore interesting, I set up my camera to snap a picture every minute as I chopped up the 150(?) year-old Elm that fell in our backyard. The below video let’s you watch me cut up a 90′ Rock Elm in about 2 minutes from the comfort of your arm-chair. It is best viewed by clicking on the 4-arrows at the bottom right to make it full size. Be sure and watch for guest appearances from friends and neighbors. A huge thanks to everyone who offered to help! I needed the exercise and was having fun with the video. Speaking for myself, I love honest toil and could watch it all day!
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April 24, 2011Happy Easter!From Mary Katherine Ham: Hat-tip: Insty
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April 22, 2011Quote of the DayThe trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.-- Abraham Lincoln
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April 18, 2011National GeographicSomebody can spin this into a philosophical discussion if he or she wants. Or the ThreeSources animal lovers can just enjoy. www.uzood.com/video/44291/The-Orangutan-and-the-Hound Hat-tip: My biological brother via email.
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ThreeSources contribution to a feel-good Monday. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 18, 2011 11:50 AM
But johngalt thinks:
Social animals socializing! I doubt you'd see this with anti-social animals, like bears or engineers. Posted by: johngalt at April 18, 2011 2:55 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Bears or engineers - what's the difference? Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 18, 2011 5:53 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Ummmmm, some bears are cute and cuddly enough (from a distance) to be chosen as the mascot of something?? Sports teams, children's toys, (...) enviro-nazi groups? Posted by: johngalt at April 18, 2011 7:45 PM
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Ah, good point, but engineers can be mascots, too. Only an engineering school would have an engineer as a mascot. How lame. Maybe they should add marketing as a degree. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 19, 2011 11:49 AMApril 11, 2011Neil LeVangEven if I had known about YouTube when I was a kid. And e-mail. And "sending a link." I don't think I would have ever expected my friend Sugarchuck's sending me a YouTube link to the Lawrence Welk show. But he's right.
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March 22, 2011Supersize Heh.Hat-tip: Blog Brother BR.
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March 15, 2011Nice, Polite, American Girl, like her Mama Raised...
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March 10, 2011Happy Birthday, Jethro!One of America's greatest mandolin players, Kenneth "Jethro" Burns, is saluted on the anniversary of his birth in 1920. "The thinking man's hillbilly" even appears in a Kellogg's Ad celerating productivity and division of labor!
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Almost as good as the Virtual Coffee House... almost! BTW, when you refer to a "mandloin player" I hope it has nothing to do with San Francisco. (snicker) Posted by: Boulder Refugee at March 10, 2011 4:10 PM
But jk thinks:
Typing is my gift! ("mandloin" corrected in spite of comedic value...) Posted by: jk at March 10, 2011 4:20 PMJanuary 21, 2011That's "Duh, Esquire!"
Hat-tip: JustStrings.com UPDATE: I got a case for him (hat-tip: Taranto): [Joselph] Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.
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January 13, 2011Should Have Waited for Double Dog Dare...Ed Driscoll points out that "already, people are forgetting the important advice they learned from A Christmas Story." The Woodward Fire Department was called around 7:30 a.m. Tuesday after a teacher called to report that an 8-year-old boy's tongue was stuck on a pole. I must confess, I am starting to enjoy The PJ Tatler.
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In other breaking news, just down the street, another kid forgot the other important advice from that movie, and narrowly avoided shooting his eye out. Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 13, 2011 8:24 PMNovember 30, 2010Socialist HellFrom my biological brother, via email: George dies and goes to hell. He notices one sign that says "Socialist Hell," and another that says "Capitalist Hell." There's a long line waiting for socialist hell, but no one waiting to get into capitalist hell. George asks the guard, "What do they do to you in socialist hell?"
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November 16, 2010ThreeSources Dance SegmentA Facebook friend says "Absolutely incredible not only what the human mind can conceive, but what the human body can achieve."
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Impressive. Truly, genuinely praiseworthy. I'll even forego any quip about state sponsorship. If there is such a thing as individual pride in a collectivist state, this is an example of it. (Any truth to the rumor that Kim Jong Il has already ordered the kidnapping of the pair?) Posted by: johngalt at November 16, 2010 3:38 PMOctober 30, 2010Happy Halloween!Now That's Scary!
Seriously, I think it is major cool. The artist is Ray Villafane (Audio at the link)
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Unfortunately, the flag is displayed backwards. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at November 1, 2010 3:56 PMOctober 7, 2010Old Testament Style JusticeBedbugs at the IRS: Get some locusts swarming at the FDA and I'm in!
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Begs the question: why are there beds at the IRS? Naps for the employees? Actually, that would probably be preferable to what they actually do while working. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at October 8, 2010 3:33 PMOctober 6, 2010If He's Lost Cesar Milan......then he's lost Canine America! The Dog Whisperer is not impressed with POTUS's leadership skills. Milan recalled pictures of President Barack Obama on Bo's first day at the White House. (See: Bo's first day at the White House) Not a partisan, Milan says President Bush did not do any better with Barney. Hat-tip: my lovely bride, via email.
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October 3, 2010Quote of the DayDoug Ross publishes "15 Pictures You Won't See" of the OneNation Rally: the SEIU setup, pro-Socialism signs and the devastating wake of trash on the National Mall as they left (a jobs program of sorts, he points out). It's times like this that I miss J. Edgar Hoover. I can't say I agree, but I laughed.
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SOCIALISM - Ideas that don't work for people who don't either Posted by: johngalt at October 4, 2010 3:56 PMSeptember 21, 2010Daily Show Union BashingThose right wing fanatics at The Daily Show are at it again:
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August 6, 2010Friday Goat BloggingBlog friend Terri refuses to interrupt her vacation to bring us Friday Calf blogging. I felt I had to step into the breach. A friend of a relative participates in a community farm, and mama goat (pardon me if get too technical) could not care for these kids, so he brought them home. I understand they walk on leashes through his suburban neighborhood and cause quite a stir. I can only imagine.
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Too, too cute! Thanks for sharing and taking up the mantle. You might want to make it permanent. After getting too attached to newborn calf the farm has given up ranching for good.
But jk thinks:
I've never met these folks or their goatsies. Sis sent the link and I have no permission (other than the fact that they did put this on YouTube...) But if they wish to provide content, I'd be delighted to make it a regular feature. Posted by: jk at August 7, 2010 12:48 PM
But jk thinks:
@Terri: I'm guessing you're in the Spanish Riviera in a $2500/night room with the FLOTUS entourage. Say hello to Michelle for us! Posted by: jk at August 7, 2010 1:09 PMJuly 26, 2010Jane Austen's Fight ClubWhat wonder that we are privileged to live in the age of YouTube:
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July 23, 2010Headline of the DayI fought the urge to link for well over a minute. But a) I think that is "Our Mrs. Reynolds" pictured in the black dress, and b) as I closed the window, I saw the headline for this Sydney Morning Herald article on the trend toward larger bust sizes in young women. Boom and Bust I link. It don't say nowhere that you have to click. Hat-tip: Instapundit, what a perv. I can't believe he links to stuff like this...
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IMBD confirms that this is our Saffron: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376716/ I think I can also confirm this means you noticed her face... Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 23, 2010 2:14 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Interestingly, there is a close correlation between expanding bust sizes and global warming. One might say that's why a boob like Al Gore got involved... or why the science is such a bust... or why it's become a weighty issues... or it has such broad appeal... Hmmm, must be Friday. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at July 23, 2010 2:14 PM
But Keith Arnold thinks:
Yes, br, but you have to take into account the offsetting effect that results from inflation like this. Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 23, 2010 2:22 PMJuly 20, 2010Merle Hazzard Explains the Greek Sovereign Debt CrisisHat-tip: Mankiw
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July 17, 2010Little Weekend FunHat-tip: Instapundit. This is badly needed in Boulder County, but I don't think most are ready to scrape yet. BTW: This is really available.
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Anecdotally, I don't see nearly as many O stickers as I did before the Stimulus bill. (And I commute to Boulder daily.) ((Yes, in a car. By myself. With the A/C running.)) Posted by: johngalt at July 18, 2010 11:10 AMJuly 14, 2010No limit on these?Man, I love Amazon! Professor Reynolds links to Deals at the Amazon Outlet Store, and baby I'm there. And yet:
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July 8, 2010Speaking of Professor Ferguson...The man who can sell Rep Paul Ryan's economics to Babs must be an interesting man. Thankfully, the Internet Segue Machine is running at top speed this week. Notorious gamer, superjournalist and my Buffy-sire, Jonathan V Last, says he'd "give just about anything to sit across the board from Niall Ferguson" Prof. Ferguson, author of "The War of the World," says that he spent a lot of time playing World War II games over the years. But he often found these games lacking. Depressing, but fantastic. So exciting. Wonderful, Mind-blowing.
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The reason Axis & Allies and other such games have such lasting resonance is that they teach a subject which is no longer fashionable: the mechanics of military history. Playing as Japan in Axis & Allies, for instance, you see that, as a tactical matter, you must attack Hawaii as soon as possible. Play as Russia and you can conduct What-If? experiments with variations on Stalin's strategic retreat.
Incidentally, (and before I had read this article) I picked up Mr. Ferguson's War of the World at Barnes and Nobles yesterday. Only 40 pages in (out of 640!), but it is a solid read so far. Posted by: T. Greer at July 11, 2010 9:33 PM
But jk thinks:
My brothers were big on all the Avalon Hill games. I confess I never played any. I was the guy in the corner with the long hair singing "Give Peace a Chance" while you were occupying the subcontinent. Posted by: jk at July 12, 2010 8:23 PMJune 28, 2010Monetary Policy ExplainedBy Merle Hazzard: Hat-tip: Professor Mankiw
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I'll object to "We pay for Wall Street's sin." There's some truth in it but what gets remembered is "greedy capitalists" did this to us. It's analogous to the Robin Hood example. Posted by: johngalt at June 28, 2010 3:08 PM
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jk and jg: at the risk of dipping again into country music, I'll add John Rich (he of "Big and Rich") and his song "Shutting Detroit Down." The takeaway from hit song is that the poor, hardworking, honest rank-and-file workers were the innocent victims of the greedy CEOs and other executives. No share of the blame is apportioned to greedy unions, competition, a crappy business model, failure to build what the public was buying, or line workers making $58.50 an hour to bolt the left rear seatbelt to the frame and passing that cost onto the consumer. I mean it down to my country core when I say "shut up and sing, boy." Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 28, 2010 3:39 PM
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I generally like John Rich ... quite a bit even, which is surprising since the first song of his I ever heard was 'Wild West Show' which I took as criticism of the Iraq war. Posted by: johngalt at June 28, 2010 3:51 PM
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This is not Hazzard's best. I wince at a line or two, but even South Park isn't perfect. One gets a laugh when one can. (Especially a lonely old guy who stays up late commenting twice on his own soccer posts!) But Hazzard has something nobody else can claim: a duet with Art Laffer! Posted by: jk at June 28, 2010 4:44 PMJune 25, 2010A Day in my LifeReally, it's just like this: Hat-tip: qahatesyou.com/
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June 10, 2010Very Cool GraphicHeights amd depths. And an interesting perspectoive of the Horizon Deepwater well. Hat-tip: Terri
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Here's another perspective: the two relief wells being drilled must connect with the main well, which is about one foot in diameter, 18,000 feet below the surface. Precision drilling, that. This information comes from an excellent special about the efforts to cap the well on Discovery channel last night (if it's on Discovery, it must be true). The show actually did a great job of showing the Herculean efforts going on by BP to cap the well. It did not make light of the ecological catastrophe in the making, but it did not show BP as the bumbling, don't-give-a-damn-I-live-3000-miles-away fools that the administration has tried to paint. These are very bright, dedicated engineers trying to solve an unbelievably difficult problem. Their mitigation projects, which would normally take many months to develop, are being compressed into weeks with unimaginable logistics. There were plenty of mistakes and poor contingency planning, but these people are working very hard to get the oil stopped. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at June 11, 2010 11:41 AMMay 26, 2010Got it? Correct.Hat-tip: Professor Mankiw
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May 21, 2010Employment NewsObama To Create 17 New Jobs By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant Sadly, yes, The Onion
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May 18, 2010Not a Jazz Guy TodayThe Rolling Stones' new label releases a deluxe, remastered "Exile on Main Street" with ten bonus tracks. Break out the heroin! Hat-tip: @baseballcrank: Wow, the remastered Exile on Main Street sounds fantastic. http://is.gd/ceZ5J really fixed a lot of the original's murky audio. UPDATE: Mercy! Being a snob is fun and all, but I have rejected 80% of the music that fueled my youth (and most of my music career). But, damn, "Exiles" is a fine record. The remastering really puts a little air around it. And several of the extra tracks and alternate takes are very strong. I'm on my third run through and give it five stars! Warning, the iTunes package is $20, but if you had a passing taste for Exiles I think you'll be happy with it. I’m fifteen again.
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iTune? Where can I buy the LP?! Posted by: johngalt at May 19, 2010 2:59 PM
But jk thinks:
A sagacious man once told me "click through..." There's a standard remastered 18-track CD, a double-vinyl edition and two deluxe issues-a double-CD edition set to retail for around $17-$20 and a super deluxe boxed set containing two CDs, a DVD, two vinyl discs and a book, which will retail for $125-$150. In the United Kingdom, iTunes will release a digital version of the deluxe "Exile" package, featuring exclusive video content. An "audiophile's release" has to be available on vinyl these days. Persnally, I did my time with wax and ain't goin' back.. Posted by: jk at May 19, 2010 3:21 PM
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Doh! And here I thought they didn't make LP's anymore... You got me! Posted by: johngalt at May 20, 2010 10:58 AMMay 7, 2010Moo!Terri's Friday Calf Blog is pretty good today...
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May 4, 2010Links I Didn't ClickAT CAR LUST, it’s Minivan Madness! D'oh! I just did! To make the link work! Dr. Heisenberg, call your office!
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Ha! "I drove a minivan before minivans were cool!" Well, maybe they're not yet cool. But they are emminently practical. Mine looks just like the first photo at the link. I gave $1800 for it. It has all-wheel drive and I've fitted it with Yokohama Geolandar SUV tires. It's perfect around the farm. I call it my "Sport Utility Van." Do people look at me and think "loser?" Probably. But I think they are losers for investing thirty to forty grand of borrowed money in a car they burst a blood vessel in when junior drops his ice cream cone. Besides, if I can stand the pop-culture derision of being a Republican I can easily handle driving a minivan. Posted by: johngalt at May 5, 2010 2:54 PM
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That minivan drove us to defend our nation's liberty at the Denver Tea Party! I'm a huge fan of suitable transportation. I am just not going to go to "Car Lust" and drool over pictures. Now. maybe a collection of toasters... Posted by: jk at May 5, 2010 3:58 PMApril 23, 2010So There!Mondo heh. Brother TG sends a link to a funny response to my friend’s collectivist Facebook paean: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by energy generated solely by Southern California Edison and manufactured by the Sony Corporation.
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But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Huzzah! Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 23, 2010 12:06 PM
But johngalt thinks:
"...capitalism and corporations are the source of all evil in this country." I'll just add: In addition to manufactured products being high quality they are also certified and listed by Underwriters Laboratory or Intertek ETL/Semko to comply with voluntary industry safety standards. (Did everyone notice that little word ... voluntary? Posted by: johngalt at April 23, 2010 1:38 PM
But jk thinks:
Nerve hit! UL is a fantastic model for private regulation. JG, Silence and I have all crossed swords with this outfit and can attest to their being as capricious, bull-headed, and bureaucratic as any gub'mint outfit. And yet, they are voluntary and actually have some competition from their Canadian and European counterparts. It's the perfect model for a private FDA and USDA. Why not SEC, FTC and I'm sure more if you think harder.
But johngalt thinks:
Well said. And the mention I made of Intertek (the firm) and ETL (their mark) was because they are a US competitor to UL. We initially used UL and then switched to ETL for some products because the former's service was, um, "unwieldly." Years later we noticed that UL made significant improvements and streamlining of their processes. I think there's a name for this private sector phenomenon... Jeez, it was on the tip of my tongue. Posted by: johngalt at April 24, 2010 12:17 PMApril 22, 2010Headline of the Day III am going to have to overrule myself. This headline is too perfect: First They Came for Hitler...
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April 6, 2010365 Days of CoffeeCool Beans. Hat-tip: @DevilDogBrew
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March 26, 2010Actually Funny!One of my newfound Facebook Communist friends posts a picture that is actually humorous.
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Where is the "like" button on this blog? Posted by: AlexC at March 26, 2010 12:57 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Well into our sixth year and we're only now getting that question. Ouch! Posted by: johngalt at March 26, 2010 2:33 PMMarch 10, 2010Unintended ConsequencesEnough of that philosophy stuff. My brother emails this picture. suggesting "Apparently, the sun was not considered when designing this wall "
Where is this work of art located? St. Peter's Basilica of course. (This is an email joke, I have no proof, but, I mean, c'mon...)
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Is your brother's name Beavis, or Butthead? KIDDING!!! Posted by: johngalt at March 10, 2010 2:34 PM
But jk thinks:
Huhgh, hughnh, hughn... Posted by: jk at March 10, 2010 3:43 PMFebruary 24, 2010Spinal Tap on JazzHeh. To demonstrate: here's jk playing a Sammy Cahn/Jimmie Van Husen classic too soft and all wrong at the virtual coffeehouse. UPDATE: Double Heh. A good friend of this blog says the clip put him in mind of this month's Rolling Stone cover featuring Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. "Our towering heroes of days gone by look like little old lesbians."
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February 9, 2010Time for new glassesProf Reynolds links to an article about "sexual anorexia." I read it quickly and expected an explanation of "sexual dyslexia." With my imagination running away as the page loaded. I perhaps suffer from one of the afflictions.
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Dr. Laura, please call your office. Posted by: johngalt at February 9, 2010 3:00 PMJanuary 26, 2010Mondo HehHat-tip: Blog friend tg
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January 22, 2010Mooooooooooo!The Friday calf blogging has been a little light at blog friend Terri's I Think ^ (Link)... But it is back with a vengance today as we trace Kenny from birth to Stock Show.
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January 15, 2010HehA good friend of this blog posts this on Facebook: Autocomplete Me
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January 5, 2010And Tiger Woods is Losing Endorsement Contracts?Hitler and Lara Croft sell fireworks in Delhi. HT: @kmanguward (Katherine Mangu-Ward)
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But Boulder Refugee thinks:
The Refugee has mixed emotions about Ritter's announcement. He is a weak candidate who had alienated all major constituencies that helped elect him and was very defeatable. If Hickenlooper desides to run, he will be very tough to beat (although I can think of worse potential governors if you've gotta pick a Dem). Getting rid of Dodd is an unalloyed good. Even if replaced by a Democrat (and it looks like the Republicans may have some competitive candidates) it is still like trading a rook for a pawn in chess. The numbers may be the same, but the power is significantly diminished. Fannie and Freddie will no longer have a patron saint in the Senate, and Barney alone may not be enough to keep the protection racket going. North Dakota is definitely a win-able state for the GOP. Funny, about a year ago Democrats were celebrating the beginning of a "1000 year reich" with the accendance of Obama. Now, even die-hards like Denver Post columnist Mike Littwin are running scared. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 6, 2010 12:25 PM
But jk thinks:
Good calls on seniority and power, br. Let a thousand Senator Al Frankens bloom! Posted by: jk at January 6, 2010 1:41 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Ritter abandoned a re-election bid because the unions told him they wouldn't contribute to his campaign. They took this decision because early in Ritter's term he vetoed Card Check in Colorado. Apparently Ritter believed that governing as a "moderate" would be the best way to maximize his popular approval rating and that the unions would understand his need for pragmatism as he put the shiv in their backs. Apparently the unions were not as forgiving as Ritter had hoped. I still like the way this bodes nationally. Millions or even b-billions in union contributions may tip the scales with an apathetic electorate, but it can't overcome the sort of visceral rage that's been cultivated by the 111th Congress and an Administration so tone-deaf and inept that even the NY Times has a hard time covering for them anymore. Democrat politicians seem to be saying, "Union: Yes! ... but is it enough?" The caveat here is how much more damage they can do in the next, final, year of the 111th. I expect it to resemble a crowd of looters rushing to steal or destroy everything in sight as they retreat from the oncoming wave of baton-wieldling policemen. Posted by: johngalt at January 6, 2010 2:48 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
JK, I actually would take a Franken over a Dodd. I doubt there is a scintilla of difference in their voting proclivities, but Franken is such an idiot that no one takes him seriously. Dodd, with the help of a few cronies, and key chairmanship and Barney Frank in the House almost managed to topple the entire US economy while socializing our mortgage system. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 6, 2010 4:19 PM
But jk thinks:
Again my flippancy is miscontrued. I absolutely agree that a Freshman backbencher will always be a good trade for a Senate Banking Committee Chair. Posted by: jk at January 6, 2010 5:01 PM
But Silence Dogood thinks:
The real term limits we need - limits on time as a committee chair. Stay in congress as long as you like (and can get elected). But you have to do it on more than your ability to deliver pork through the power of a committee chair. Posted by: Silence Dogood at January 10, 2010 12:14 PMDecember 31, 2009Wow!Nice YouTube: Hat-tip: Don Luskin, who calls it THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S NEW APPROACH TO AIR SECURITY
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December 23, 2009Heresy or Heterodoxy?I know my pick: How Congress Can Create More Jobs: Mandate the National League Enact the Designated Hitter Hat-tip: Scrivener
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But Keith thinks:
"This will increase the demand for wood and forestry products." You forgot to mention all the people that would be hired to plant new trees to replace the ones we hack down - we are environmentally conscious about this, right? So who gets to do the obligatory post about how this is not creating new jobs, but taking away workers from other industries? Posted by: Keith at December 23, 2009 4:39 PM
But jk thinks:
My love of Ricardian specialization should make me a DH man. Instead, an accident of birth in what becomes an NL town puts me firmly in the "People's Front of Judea" camp. Coherent, consistent philosophy my ass! Posted by: jk at December 23, 2009 4:54 PM
But Keith thinks:
I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. But I'm flexible on the infield fly rule - perhaps my vote on that one could be bought, and for less than it costs to rent a Senator these days. Posted by: Keith at December 23, 2009 5:32 PM
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You'd forever be suspected of being under the sway of BigDroppedFlies Posted by: jk at December 23, 2009 5:57 PMDecember 18, 2009Why d'ya think they call it Social Networking?This is a pretty good prank: When a man in the UK was asked to be the best man at his friend's wedding, he was touched. So touched, that he promised not to pull any pranks before or during the wedding. After the wedding though, that's another story. Keep it under 140 characters, kids...
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December 4, 2009Birther HumorFrom my brother, via email. I think he may actually be a birther, I 'm not sure. He sends me a lot of jokes like this.
UPDATE: Interestiing press fallout from this and the role of the WH social secretary Desiree Rogers. Ryan claimed that there have been whispers around Washington insinuating that Rogers had overstepped the traditional role of her title at the event to become the "belle of the ball," thus "overshadowing the first lady." Frustrated by Ryan's tabloid-y line of questioning, Gibbs instructed her to "calm down" and to take a deep breath," adding "I do this with my son and that's what happens."
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November 3, 2009More to life than politicsI love this country! Hat-tip: Galley Slaves
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But jk thinks:
Don't forget .357 Magnum Santa! Posted by: jk at November 3, 2009 6:17 PM
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Well, I'll just have to go back! Posted by: johngalt at November 4, 2009 1:19 AM
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jk: Arnold's Rule of Gunfights #8: never go into a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with at least a four. If you're looking for a recommendation, I'm a big fan if the Sig Sauer P229 DAK in the .40 flavor. I'd ask Santa for that Mossberg Model 590 I've been drooling over, but I already know which of his two lists I'm on this year, and it would be futile. TOTALLY loved the anvil video - and couldn't help thinking that somewhere in the New Mexico desert, there's a skinny coyote who's sure to find himself in its path once gravity asserts itself. I should probably have the print shop gin up his little sign... Posted by: Keith at November 4, 2009 11:57 AM
But jk thinks:
Keith, my people will have enough firepower. I just don't like to get my hands dirty... Posted by: jk at November 4, 2009 12:12 PM
But johngalt thinks:
And gunfights aren't the only uses for handguns. Anyone who's read "Unintended Consequences" knows the utility of the lowly .22 LR. Posted by: johngalt at November 4, 2009 2:36 PM
But jk thinks:
Just what we needed, one more thing to fight about. Wikipedia reports muzzle velocities of up to 1600 ft/sec on high load defense .357 Magnum cartridges, versus 1175 for the highest grain .40 S&W. Let the games begin! September 21, 2009YouTube of the DayHat-tip: Terri
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June 30, 2009ExcellenceThreeSources has been a sacred and quiet bastion from celebrity death news. But we who love the free market cannot not offer a loud REQUIESCAT IN PACE!!!! to the King Of Pitch, Mister Billy Mays. Popular Mechanics has five of his infomercials posted and they are really quite compelling. Ed McMahon was proudest of his abilities as a pitchman as well. Goodbye to both -- it's great to see something done well. On topic, this jazz snob has to actually spin off a few nice words about Michael Jackson as well. Looking at his productive years over the tabloid years, I offer a one glove salute to a performer who was known for working hard. I know a lot of players who rest on their abilities and I know a lot who work hard. Jackson was that rare breed who did both. He used to rehearse those dance chops pretty severely and was known to be pretty demanding at the quality of his recordings and videos. Sorry to break our perfect record in non-Jackson coverage, but I don't hear anybody else saying that. If you're gonna be a pop star or a pitchman, do it right. And a few guys who did died last week. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
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June 25, 2009I bet they were always late for rehearsal35,000 yead old musical instruments found: The fact that multiple musical instruments turned up in the same area, not far from other artistic artifacts, strengthens the argument that Paleolithic humans developed a relatively rich culture, the researchers say.
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And now the bad news: the musical instruments were accordions, and no scientific evidence was unearthed that Cro-Magnon accordionists were able to get gigs in the past, either. Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2009 4:30 PMJune 22, 2009Come to Save the Day!Gotta have some fun. Jib Jab: Hat-tip: blog brother AlexC on Facebook.
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But Keith thinks:
Gawd. We've just elected the love child of a Mighty Morphing Power Ranger and a Teletubbie. And who needs a cape when you've got ears like that? Posted by: Keith at June 23, 2009 1:01 PM
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Careful, Keith! We may disagree with his policies but I didn't think any of us were earists! Posted by: jk at June 23, 2009 1:16 PM
But Perry Eidelbus thinks:
I'm about to throw up. Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at June 24, 2009 10:53 AMJune 18, 2009The Arlington RapC/O Galley Slaves. If you make it halfway, be sure to stay for the ending.
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You mean the 'Daz Bog' part, right? Posted by: johngalt at June 18, 2009 7:12 PM
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Singin' this all day: "Arlington! Arlington!" June 4, 2009A New Low for ThreeSourcesOkay, there's no baser form of entertainment than "cute cat" videos on YouTube. But, unless you've got a heart of stone:
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April 10, 2009Ch-ch-ch-chia in ChiefThe Boulder Refugee pointed this out to me.
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The Refugee about fell off his chair when he saw this. Keith, it's got your fingerprints all over it. Are you going to issue any non-denial denials? Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 10, 2009 12:50 PM
But Keith thinks:
Refugee: well, I did say "if the Obama administration's collective brain power were any lower, it would have to be watered," so I can see you drawing that conclusion. But I can point to clear and unarguable evidence that this is not my handiwork: (1) Absence of his middle name, which I surely would have used. But the most conclusive and persuasive proof it that I'd have made more money. This slag is going for $19.99 a pop, and will soon be on the clearance shelf at your neighborhood dollar store. If I had a bunch of clay and a license on Obama's visage, I'd be selling clay pigeons to gun-rights advocates for $200.00 per dozen, and they'd be flying off the shelves faster than you could say "Pull!" What NRA member wouldn't salivate at the opportunity to point his Mossberg at the image of the Prezznit's face and blast it to dust? Hang on, guys; I've got Hillary on the other line, asking for a discount on a bulk order... Posted by: Keith at April 10, 2009 1:58 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Keith: That's exactly the kind of denial I would expect if you had really done it! Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 10, 2009 6:35 PM
But Keith thinks:
Well, I guess my secret's out, then. Eleven centuries of the very best machinations of the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Bilderbergers, and it all distills down to this devious ploy. Had not the Refugee discovered my nefarious plot, I might have ruled the world. I suppose you've also already figured out that Hulu is our back-up plan, haven't you? Posted by: Keith at April 11, 2009 1:13 AM
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Keith, your plot is more insideous than even The Refugee could have imagined! Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 13, 2009 11:41 AMApril 1, 2009Color ThesaurusVery cool web app.
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Even Harvard is Hit HardMankiw's last free post: With Harvard having lost so much of its endowment lately, the university has asked me to stop providing this blog free of charge. Going forward, therefore, this blog will be available only to Harvard students and alumni and to others who subscribe via the new Harvard-bloggers program. All revenue from this program will be split between building the new Allston campus and providing students hot fudge sundaes on alternate Thursdays and every day during exam periods. Bummer. UPDATE: In the spirit -- don't miss Perry's from 2006
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I had you with that one, didn't I. :) Pretty much impossible to top, so I haven't tried anything on that level since. Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at April 1, 2009 4:35 PMThe Refugee and jk Hash it OutHat-tip: Reason Hit&Run
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Agreed on all points. And why isn't there more debate on this by now? That was the intent of my "legal drug toke," err, "tote board" after all. BR? On the "Amsterdam" issue, it's unfair to blame legal drugs for all of their problems. It is also a welfare state. Perhaps we could trade drug legalization with the Democrats for some rolling back of entitlements (along with legalizing domestic oil production.) Posted by: johngalt at April 2, 2009 12:33 PM
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JG, I did get a chuckle out of our your "toke board" as you call it. I guess I was a bit blogged-out on the topic after the previous exchange. However, I think your more serious point is highly valid. That is, the phrase "legalize drugs" is extremely broad. While I personally see no redeeming virtue in the recreational use of pot, I could potentially be persuaded to legalize it. I certainly know plenty of highly productive people who use the stuff. However, I would *never* legalize drugs such as heroin, LSD, meth, crack, speed, ecstacy, etc. These are toxic, dangerous substances that can addict, permantly harm and even kill users in a single dose. I would no more advocate their unrestricted availability than I would any other poison. Cocaine is probably in the middle of the continuum between pot and heroin, but I would not legalize it because I have friends who started with a little recreational use of coke and graduated to crack for the faster, quicker high. It destroyed their lives. It is simply too dangerous to fool with, IMHO. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 2, 2009 2:31 PM
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And, let me answer JK's question before he gets a chance to ask it: "Isn't in my brain to fry if I want to, provided that I do no harm to others?" Theoretically, yes. However, these substances are so noxious that harm to another is nearly inevitable (e.g., petty/serious crime, child neglect, spousal abandonment). Thus, like drunk driving, the probability of harm to another is so high that it justifies government regulation and intervention before the fact, even to the point of a war on drugs. There! I said it! You smoked The Refugee out! (No pun intended.) He supports the war on drugs!! Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 2, 2009 3:25 PM
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Actually, I'd like to make a pragmatic point. During prohibition, folks sold and drank high-proof hard liquor, because if you're going to smuggle, it doesn't make sense to brew 3.2 beer. Now that it is legal, there are a lot of low alcohol choices: light wines, wine coolers, &c. You speculate on the legalization of crack. I posit that there would be no such thing as crack without the war on drugs. Just as there is no mad rush to moonshine bathtub gin today. This is an underconsidered benefit of legalization: much more sociable variations of these products would proliferate. Posted by: jk at April 2, 2009 4:12 PM
But Boulder Refugee thinks:
Not so sure there is such a thing as "heroin lite." ("A third fewer bad trips, less pushing" as a slogan?) Also, don't assume that moonshine is a thing of the past. The Refugee has friends from North Carolina who occassional bring along a bottle of genuine moonshine just for fun. Why would anyone brew and consume something that is indistinguishable from jet fuel both in taste and energy potential? For the same reason that little boys light everything on fire - pure entertainment value and to prove they can. Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 2, 2009 4:35 PM
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Ahhh, youth. I remember that! :) Posted by: johngalt at April 2, 2009 7:06 PMFebruary 11, 2009Politicians' Yearbook photosI guess I have a problem, I think I could have guessed all but two. http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/amazing-yearbook-photos-of-us.html Hat-tip: beloved, rhymes with tune-cat, relative by email.
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January 27, 2009Spread 'em!Blog brother Cyrano is amused by the Playmobil Security Checkpoint.
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December 16, 2008Happy Beethoven's BirthdayI meant to mark the Maestro's birthday today, but I did not have a hook until now. Pillage Idiot marks the occasion to link to an older post: Starting with Nothing What makes Beethoven great? [Claude] Frank asked. Well, he said, it's his melodies, right? And he sang the opening of the theme of the slow movement of the Seventh Symphony: C, C-C, B, B, B, B-B, C, C. Many more keen insights if you follow the link. This stupid blues and jazz boy won't offer musical insight, but I will recommend Edmund Morris's excellent biography from the Eminent Lives series of short (256 itty bitty pages) biographies. This was the first of a coincidental string of four biographies (Beethoven, Adam Smith, Tocqueville, Chief Justice Roger B Taney) of great people who accomplished much in spite of poor health. I've stopped playing guitar because MS has taken my edge away. Ludwig wrote symphonies after going deaf. Taney thought his life almost over at 46 and celebrated the modest successes of being a successful lawyer and AG of Maryland. He didn't realize he would be USAG, Sec of the Treasury, Chief Justice -- and start the Civil War. Surely there is some trouble out there for all of us. The deafness is famous but Beethoven was in poor health most of his life. Giants walked the Earth. Happy birthday, Maestro. UPDATE: Attila writes that he has updated the post with a YouTube link of the movement discussed. Nice.
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December 12, 2008Nifty PhotographsSo says Samizdat Jonathan Pearce, offering this site in lieu of commentary. I was going to think of something profound to say about the news headlines, but every time I read the words "Gordon Brown" these days, a small part of me dies. Methinks we're in for four similar years over here.
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October 10, 2008Now He Thinks He's Glenn ReynoldsSamizdat Jonathan Pearce thinks a little bit of "cheering up" is in order. I cannot disagree:Heh.
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August 13, 2008Dave Berry, Call Your Office!Who will save us from the flying inflatable dog turds? I think I will mail this to James Taranto for his "everything is spinning out of control" section. Blog friend Perry Eidlebus brings us the art news from Switzerland GENEVA (AFP) — A giant inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again, the museum said Monday. UPDATE: Didn't make BOTW. Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control...
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Taranto didn't include this? He's so full of dog ****. Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at August 14, 2008 9:36 AMMay 28, 2008Wealth GapThe Onion: Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds Of U.S. Soda Can Wealth According to the sobering report, the disproportionate distribution of soda-can wealth is greater than ever before, and has become one of the worst instances of economic inequality in the nation's history. Data showed that over-salvaging of cans by a small and elite group of can-horders has created a steadily growing and possibly unbridgeable gap between the rich and the mega-poor. Hat-tip: Don Luskin, who wonders "Where's Paul Krugman When We Need Him?"
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April 24, 2008Good Blog TagsSFcitizen.com Heel, check; High, check; miniskirt, check; scooter, check; Yamaha, I can't tell.
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April 6, 2008Rethinking "The Daily Show"Every time I try to watch "The Daily Show," I am quickly turned off or enraged by Jon Stewart's pomposity and smugness. But I frequently see some extremely funny clips on the Internet. "Hillary's 3AM Call of Duty" Video Game with "John McCain's Virtual Fireplace" was hilarious. This takedown of Code Pink is perfect. Hat-tip: Terri
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March 11, 2008TOO GOOD!Eliot Spitzer Vows To Crack Down On Excess Prostitute Pay Okay, a serious comment on l’Affaire Spitz: The GOP is overreaching one more time. They can't help it. Rep Peter King was fulminating on Kudlow Last night, and a Yahoo/AP Headline (since changed) was "Republicans Push for Spitzer Impeachment." Folks, just look grave and mouth about how serious this is and how the Governor will have to make up his mind. Let his own party push him out or allow him to stay damaged for a while. There is no good that can come from Republicans pushing this, and plenty of bad from appearing to capitalize. UPDATE: And one more, unserious, comment. Don Luskin points out "There's one advantage of having Spitzer replaced by his legally blind lieutenant governor: the new guv can make do with less expensive hookers." I really wish I were too good to post that. That's not what ThreeSources is about. Maybe tomorrow.
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January 29, 2008Cool SiteThis site has semantic analysis on all the SOTU speeches (not yet counting last night's). Each is analyzed for length and grade level required for comprehension. Each has a "word cloud" visualization of important words in the speech, and a mouseover shows the number of times they appear. Most cool. Yet another Club for Growth Hat-tip
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October 25, 2007Worth 1,000,000 wordsToo funny:
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Will cross-post this weekend! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at October 25, 2007 10:27 PMSeptember 11, 2007Income InequalityOnion News Network explores the growing gap between the rich and the super-rich in America:
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"Not everyone can vacation in Italy, some of you have to vacation on Martha's Vineyard!" Posted by: AlexC at September 11, 2007 2:13 PM
But jk thinks:
"If the rich were just a little more motivated, they wouldn't be such a drain on society..." Posted by: jk at September 11, 2007 2:34 PM
But johngalt thinks:
"The super-rich have, really, no idea what the rich put up with." Posted by: johngalt at September 12, 2007 3:03 PMAugust 20, 2007How Are You Paying Yours?The Onion brings us this informative graph.
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July 30, 2007Got 'EmHat-tip: Club for Growth
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July 26, 2007What a GrouchJonathan V. Last is a great blogger at Galley Slaves, a superb journalist from the Weekly Standard, and is technically my "sire," as I started watching Buffy mostly on his recommendation. I was stunned to read his "Casual" column in last week's Weekly Standard (paid link). The casual column is a short piece that runs right after the Masthead and gives writers a chance to cover a light topic or personal reflection. They're frequently fun and a few have stuck with me. Last's is the first one that has angered me: I think he is at least a few years younger than me, but he thought it was time for a curmudgeonly old fart column: As if that weren't dispiriting enough, my friend Phillip Longman tells me that progress is actually slowing down. Between 1910 and 1960, indoor plumbing, electricity, and automobiles became common. Jet airplanes were invented, and a space program was begun that in a few short years would put a man on the moon. Nuclear power, plastics, lasers, and computers--the stuff of science fiction in 1910--all had been developed by 1960. Okay, the Internet crack is a joke. Last is a professional journalist and is uneasy with the blogger/"Army of Davids" culture. Fine. Galley Slaves has three political writers who do no politics. They discuss Philadelphia sports, pop culture, video games, &c. Last, David Skinner, and Victorino Matus are modern young men and his disregarding the advances of the last 47 years is out of character. To be fair, he is complaining that the futurist visions of his youth have not panned out. There's certainly truth to that.” Where once they dreamed of advanced food pills, we're shopping for heirloom tomatoes at farmers' markets." To claim the computer was created in 1960 and that his xBox is just derivative achievement is incomprehensible. That a professional journalist doesn't see the value of Google® or cell phones or that the sports fan doesn't mention satellite or HiDef Plasma televisions is dishonest. Laugh at the iPhone all you want, but take it back to 1965 and show it to a kid who has a black, rotary phone in his home and a color TV in the family room if he is very lucky. I think he'd be pretty impressed. Take the back off and show it to his engineer Dad. Heirloom tomatoes? That's a sign of wealth. In the end, that's what gets me. He can make fun of the Internet or the iPhone if he wants, but his derision carries him down the Paul Krugman path of denying that our freedom and innovation have created wealth, better lives, and a foundation for even more incredible achievement. UPDATE: Ah yes, one advance is the search engine, where anyone you call "a grouch" on the Internet can find you. I received a kind email from JVL, who stands by his point and hopes I am enyoing the Season 8 comic books.
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The baby boomers promised us rocket cars by the year 2000 and vacations on the moon. I blame them for grinding progress to a halt. Must've been all that dope and free love. Damned hippies. Posted by: AlexC at July 26, 2007 6:26 PMJuly 24, 2007Dear Mister Taranto:I'm a big fan of Best of the Web. But, this one time, I think you missed: How'd They Know Which Was Which? I think the correct meta-headline is: Cheers,
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Obviously the creature that did not attempt to sue and insist that the pants were worth 64 million dollars was the aquatic one. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at July 24, 2007 7:37 PMJuly 23, 2007Four in the MorningI have seen so many excellent TEDTalks. Today, Don Luskin links to Rives's take on oh-four-hundred. It's entertaining and effectively needles conspiracy theories. Cost you about nine minutes.
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July 9, 2007The Five Second RuleI did not grow up with the five second rule. I think I was at least 30 before I knew it by name, though I think some Jungian cultural memory of it guided my actions in my younger days. I watched as the five second rule was explained to a distraught young boy at the bagel shop this weekend. (Dad overruled the customer and the bagel was replaced). Terri at ithinlthereforeierr, links to a WaPo article where the five second rule was tested by researches at Clemson. Obviously, it has no scientific basis (I hope we didn't pony up too much Federal jack for that). But the real clarifications come from kids: Following the rule requires understanding its intricacies. "I would never eat a pickle," says Anaiah Grissom, 9, "not even after one second." She also would not eat a hot dog, a burger or a piece of broccoli, because those get dirty really fast. A Chips Ahoy, according to Anaiah, can last up to 15 seconds, and Pop-Tarts, like, never get dirty.
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June 26, 2007Way Too CoolCreate your own Simpson's characters,
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June 15, 2007Little CH4 Producer!Terri is calf-blogging over at I Think ^(Link) Therefore I Err. Gotta love Fridays.
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June 14, 2007Darkness and anti-modernityA frined sends this:
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May 6, 2007Crabbin'I've been on some hairy flights and hairy landings, but I don't know if looking at the runway over the wing tip is my idea of a good time.
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But jk thinks:
Ich nicht verstehe, enschuldigung. Posted by: jk at May 6, 2007 1:50 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Enschuldigung? Posted by: johngalt at May 6, 2007 8:52 PM
But AlexC thinks:
I think it's Icelandic. There doesn't seem to be much difference between it and a fast-forwarded audio. Posted by: AlexC at May 6, 2007 10:38 PMMay 2, 2007Wolfowitz MemoDoc Mankiw links to an amusing parody of a Paul Wolfowitz memo to World Bank staff, ordering them to abjure playing his resignation contracts on TradeSports: I hope you understand that any attempt by World Bank Staff to buy or sell these contracts will be considered insider trading in clear violation of my anti-corruption guidelines. Your knowledge of normal World Bank personnel procedures gives you a clear information advantage in predicting whether I will be forced to resign. You must not abuse it. Please note: the Bank’s prohibition on insider trading applies not only to immediate family but also to significant others (e.g., girlfriends). I think Wolfowitz is 100% innocent and wish the rest of the piece did not credit his opponents. But it's funny.
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March 16, 2007She don't hear so goodTerri at I Think ^(Link) Therefore I Err thought it was Friday Calf Blogging. The little calf is going to ruin the planet with greenhouse gases, but she sure is cute.
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But johngalt thinks:
Nope. "Cow" means "an adult female who has had more than two calves." (With a little help from wikipedia.) "Breed" refers to the "domesticated subspecies or infrasubspecies of an animal." (again, wikipedia) A fairly comprehensive bovine breed index can be seen pictorally here. (four links, by first letter of breed name, near bottom of page.) 'Sides, ain't you dun never gone ta the Stock Show boy?' Posted by: johngalt at March 16, 2007 6:23 PM
But jk thinks:
Not until I was growed. My Grandmother left a Willa Caheresque existence to move to the city and we have not looked back for a couple of generations. I love Atlantis farm and SugarChuck's spread, but I am city folk through and through. My siblings consider me bucolic for choosing a small town. Wrong it may be, I deserve points for "cow." Posted by: jk at March 16, 2007 8:05 PM
But Terri thinks:
And you get points for "cow". Thanks for the link! Posted by: Terri at March 19, 2007 11:23 AM
But dagny thinks:
Not too many points, since Terri says that she was there when, "he," was born indicating that he is a bull calf rather than a cow at all. Also, since when does it take, "more than two calves," to be called a cow? I thought it was heifer only until the first calf was born. Anybody with some real bovine expertise to clear this up? Posted by: dagny at March 19, 2007 4:13 PM
But Terri thinks:
Heifer's get to have one calf. Once they have their second, it's to the cows. Apparently she needs to be over a year of age too. I didn't realize that part! http://www.allwords.com/word-heifer.html Posted by: Terri at March 20, 2007 12:48 PM
But jk thinks:
Nice, thanks We usually don't get eight comments around here without mentioning immigration. And I never once called it a "moo-cow" I'm getting better. Posted by: jk at March 20, 2007 1:35 PMFebruary 27, 2007TEDTalksI've just discovered a very bad time sink at the exact wrong time in my life, but have y'all see TEDTalks? I found this one on Classical Values (H/T Insty) and it is awesome. Here's the description: Steven Levitt is an economics professor at the University of Chicago and the best-selling author of Freakonomics. In this talk, filmed at TED2004, he goes inside an inner-city gang to examine economic principles at work in the real world. (Recorded February 2004 in Monterey, CA. Duration: 22:00) The series is sponsored by BMW, and I went a Googling (actually, I’m a Yahoo guy still) for TED and TEDTalks. The editorial slant looks distinctly left of center, but they advertise a talk by Bjorn Lomborg that we're worrying about the wrong thing with Global Warming, and they have a couple talks by his VicePresidentness himself, Mr. Albert Gore, Jr. I prefer blogs to podcasts and most video because I find it easy to read a column while I wait for a machine to reboot or a program to compile. Double-digit minutes of devoted attention are productivity sappers. But there are a pile of these TEDTalks I have to see. I wanted to post about this one and not the series, because it speaks to something that was very important to me before 9/11. I took some of the same ideas Levitt takes from the research from the novel "Clockers" by Richard Price. The problem is the lure of money in illegal drug sales as recruitment for gang membership. Levitt points out that it's "the worst job in the world" but also that the idea of rising in the organization to a senior level is pretty alluring against other inner city opportunities. The drug war is government intrusion into economics as surely as ethanol subsidies. Levitt points out how the economics changed with the introduction of crack cocaine. Whether you agree with my libertarian view of the drug war or not, this is a fascinating, entertaining, and smart piece on application of economic principles. At the end, you even enjoy economic principles translated into gangspeak.
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February 23, 2007Ten Largest DatabasesBusiness Intelligence Lowdown: Top 10 Largest Databases in the World There are currently organizations around the world in the business of amassing collections of things, and their collections number into and above the trillions. In many cases these collections, or databases, consist of items we use every day. Hat-tip: Club for growth
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February 20, 2007Sticking It To the ManI wonder if liberals and Democrats who look for tax deductions while demanding higher taxes are hypocrites. In any case, CNN Money lists 10 ways you can save some cash come April 15th.
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February 12, 2007Socialist ParadisesReally. I had it so wrong. AlexC emails a link to Cuba: making poverty history that celebrates the economic achievements as well as the unparalleled freedom, human rights and self-direction available the island nation. The only thing resembling a gulag in Cuba is in the US’s illegally-held enclave at Guantanamo Bay where the Bush administration has built its notorious concentration camp. I was packing my bags to emmigrate, but then I saw this: What a dupe I have been.
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You are right. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea IS a paradise compared to the "hell" of "America." It must be the Lost Horizon. And the word "obesity" isn't even in the North Korean vocabulary! (My favorite parts of the video were the Patton quote and the goose-stepping Korean school girls.) Posted by: johngalt at February 13, 2007 3:07 PMJanuary 29, 2007Let's Talk.Attila, at Pillage Idiot has a new installtion of his photo-comics: Hillary begins a conversation Maxima heh.
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But TrekMedic251 thinks:
OMG! ROFLMAO! (and all those other IM-type sayings). I damn near p***ed myself reading that! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at January 29, 2007 8:43 PM
But Attila (Pillage Idiot) thinks:
Thanks for the link. We aim to please, but without increasing the methane supply. Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at January 29, 2007 9:51 PM
But jk thinks:
You've had several good ones, Attila, but this one is probably my favorite. Posted by: jk at January 30, 2007 10:32 AMJanuary 26, 2007Friday HumorThe Wreck of the Patrick Fitzgerald from The American Spectator. Mea culpa to young readers who do not get the allusion to Gordon Lightfoot's lugubrious '70s ballad; mea maxima culpa to those who will be reminded... The legend lives on from main Justice on down Hat-tip: Extreme Mortman
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January 18, 2007Falling From SpacePenny Meyers was giving her 4-year-old daughter a bath Wednesday night when suddenly something came crashing through the roof. It wasn't blue ice, as jets no longer dump their waste out the bottom, but regular old water-ice. Still, there's a 12 inch square hole in the roof, and someone's bedroom has a new sun-roof.
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I wonder when the lawsuits for 'emotional trama' and psychological damage will begin. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at January 19, 2007 1:29 PM
But mdmhvonpa thinks:
Trauma ... jeeze, I need to spell check. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at January 19, 2007 1:30 PMNation of Islam Sports BlogToo funny. The whole site is great, but you have to read: Nation Of Islam Sportsblog: Hockey: Let it Die White devils on ice. Whirling dervishes on skates. White athletes propelled and assisted by physics to speeds they can not reach on land. The ice. The last refuge and hiding place of the white athlete. Hat-tip: Galley Slaves
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December 28, 2006The Caffeine Curve
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But TrekMedic251 thinks:
This is why the TrekMedic drinks tea,...hot,...Earl Grey,...make it so.! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at December 28, 2006 10:11 PM
But dagny thinks:
Captain Picard, Earl Grey contains plenty of caffeine as well. Not that I should talk, as I drink Chai. Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2006 12:38 AM
But Charlie on the PA Tpk thinks:
The problem with me: I start my first cup at about 0445... so I'd need a wider curve. Posted by: Charlie on the PA Tpk at December 29, 2006 10:36 AM
But jk thinks:
So does that shift the whole curve to the left or increase its amplitude? Posted by: jk at December 29, 2006 1:38 PM
But AlexC thinks:
you people and your chemical dependancies. the government needs to be involved. Posted by: AlexC at December 29, 2006 3:11 PM
But TrekMedic251 thinks:
Dagny,..chai on a cold morning works for me, too! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at December 30, 2006 11:33 AMDecember 20, 2006The Sartre CookbookThis is the funniest thing I have seen on the Internet in, umm, forever. The Jean Paul Sartre Cookbook. I would have nothing kind to say about Sartre, except that he inspired Joss Whedon to create my favorite TV villain of all time. Jubal Early, the existentialist bounty hunter in the Firefly episode "Objects in Space" comes from Whedon's love of the Sartre book "Nausea." I think that's one of two that I have read. Sadly, it inspired nothing so grandiose. Hat-tip: Insty.
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December 19, 2006Peace in Our Time (Again)LMAO! (tip to HotAir)
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That'll be cross-posted by the end of the week! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at December 19, 2006 9:47 PM
But johngalt thinks:
This is far too close to the truth to be funny. "50 million dead" may be a slight exaggeration, but only slight. Posted by: johngalt at December 20, 2006 12:47 AMA Blogger in Need
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Well, I'm too far away, and i cannot imagine AlexC mackin' on a fruitcake eater. Posted by: jk at December 19, 2006 3:03 PM
But AlexC thinks:
Accentuate the positives, my friend. Posted by: AlexC at December 20, 2006 12:03 AMFruitcake ...... or vomit? I'm more partial to the vomit, myself.
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December 6, 2006Black Hole-y CrapThe language and decorum is taking a tumble around here. I thought this was interesting: NASA telescope sees black hole gulping remote star WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A giant black hole displaying horrifying table manners has been caught in the act of guzzling a star in a galaxy 4 billion light-years away, scientists using an orbiting NASA telescope said on Tuesday. I know some folks are depressed about the elections, but a Democratic 110th is still better than being swallowed by a black hole. I guess we'll see. Hat-tip: my lovely bride, by email.
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The corrected headline should read, "NASA astronomers see star "gulped" by black hole 4 billion years ago." First, because telescopes don't see things, people do. Second, because light seen today that originated 4 billion light years from here, necessarily began its journey to us 4 billion years ago. (Now we need to figure out how to capitalize on the advance notice with respect to those rubes 1 billion light years downstream from us.) Posted by: johngalt at December 7, 2006 2:55 PMHole-y Crap
In the past six months, in response to pleas from outgunned private mine-security squads, South African police have created a task force to ambush the thieves. The force has arrested 60 of the pirates in six perilous underground raids. "It's very, very dangerous," said Mike Fryer, an assistant police commissioner who helped create the new mine unit for the South African Police Service. Police teams, equipped with explosives experts and Special Task Force officers, have dodged shotgun-wielding miners, defused bombs and managed to wrestle out the invaders so far without any loss of life, Fryer said. Naturally, the cops are afraid to fire guns in the mines, a problem the illegal miners don't seem to have. But they did allude to some "alternative weapons" that they don't want to reveal. I bet it's water. Flood 'em out. (tip to Ace)
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December 5, 2006Better or WorseAvailable for sale....
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November 30, 2006Tax Free ChristmasThough not a done deal, this might be your last Christmas to stick it to the man.
Next year, with Democrats in charge? "The stars are lined up better," says Harley Duncan, executive director of the Federation of Tax Administrators, which represents state tax officials. It's not just the change in partisan control that has raised the states' hopes. They also believe they can make a stronger case for new collection authority now that the SSUTA, which is designed to harmonize and simplify sales tax laws, is finally operating. As of Jan. 1, 15 states will be full participants in SSUTA, meaning they've adopted the required changes to their own laws. State officials spent years haggling over such issues as whether bakery bagels should be considered groceries, which few states tax, or prepared food, which is widely taxed. (The conclusion: If a bakery provides a utensil with your bagel or heats it for you, it counts as prepared food.)
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November 29, 2006SpeechlessI don't know what to say. Yeah.
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Uhhuh. Posted by: jk at November 29, 2006 1:33 PM
But mdmhvonpa thinks:
Indeed. Makes you wonder why any women bother to blog at all. It must be like decaf coffee and near-beer to them. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at November 29, 2006 10:16 PMNovember 21, 2006Interesting SiteI clicked on blog ad link somewhere last week, and signed up for a free account on BackPack. Working from home on many different machines, I am finding this site pretty handy. For nothin', you get a few web pages that function as to do lists, virtual whiteboards, even collaborative work areas. You can email a page to have an item appear and you can also schedule reminders to be sent to your email or cell phone. Paid accounts get you a calendar, storage, more pages, yadda. I'm not sure their pricing points are right, but the free service is priced right and does some cool things.
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November 18, 2006Weekend FunAttila at Pillage Idiot brings tales of internecine strife in the new Democratic House Leadership.
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But TrekMedic251 thinks:
So much for "Let the Healing Begin,.." The next two years will be "interesting times," for sure! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at November 18, 2006 9:37 PM
But jk thinks:
Yeah, I'm not much into "healing." Like Larry Kudlow, I like full contact partisanship. I don't quote Ann Coulter very much, but she had a riff I really liked. President Bush (41) said "I know you didn't send us here to bicker." And Ms. Coulter said "yes we did, we sent you there to out-bicker the other guys." Not only the Democratic Party gains, but also many of the referenda and ballot issues make me think this nation is poised to take a left turn toward European style, mixed economy socialism. I'm certainly not looking to get along and I doubt many ThreeSources, Pillage Idiots or Is This Lifers are. Interesting times indeed. November 6, 2006Most Popular ThreeSources PostOur biting commentary, witty political insights, and stunning exegeses have attracted a small cadre of devoted readers -- and we appreciate every one. But I was looking at the web stats and found that we have a runaway hit on out hands: When they were all coming for NATALEE HOLLOWAY PICTURES, I feared they all went away disgruntled and empty-handed. Folks coming for CHOCOLATE BUNNY CARTOONS, however, are at least sighting their quarry.
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October 31, 2006So not everybody loved 'emAttila at Pillage Idiot notes all the favorable press that the Ford Taurus has received as production of the popular vehicle ends. Speaking as a Taurus owner for 13 years, and as someone who actually had an emotional attachment to the car, I can only say: GOOD RIDDANCE! GOOD FREAKIN' RIDDANCE! Bold Moves, Attila. Bold Moves.
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But mdmhvonpa thinks:
Attila is correct. I owned one of those farging wallet leaches. Died under 80K and I spent the last 2 years nursing it every step of the way till ... dun-dun-dunnnnn ... the head gasket took a dive. And yes, I own a Toyota now. Ford ... ford ... must be a democrat ... the more money you dump into it, the more it sucks. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at October 31, 2006 6:49 PM
But Attila (Pillage Idiot) thinks:
And the damned thing is still sitting on the street in front of my house, gathering pollen and leaves and costing me insurance, because I haven't had time to call the charity I'm going to donate it to. If you want it, I'll sell it to you cheap. Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at October 31, 2006 9:49 PM
But AlexC thinks:
I have a theory that four or six bangers have problems with head gaskets because there's not enough "tightening" of the head bolts. And don't get me started on wrong-wheel drive cars. I likes my cars with eight cylinders and rear wheel drive. They way God intended them to be. Posted by: AlexC at October 31, 2006 10:07 PM
But TrekMedic251 thinks:
I currently have a 2001 Taurus w/ 75K on it. Yup,..I've spent more on it than its worth, but I'm gonna keep it until the wheels fall off, just for spite! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at October 31, 2006 10:32 PM
But AlexC thinks:
Aww man, i totally forgot. A friend of mine hit black ice and ended up going over a curb and through a stop sign. The stub of a sign tore his gas tank open. The Taurus pretty much made a superfund site of some guy's front yard. Yet ANOTHER strike. Posted by: AlexC at October 31, 2006 10:48 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Do you all think it's a coincidence that Ford Motor Company brought us the Taurus, the Merkur, the Explorer (Exploder), the Edsel and the Pinto? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me five times... Posted by: johngalt at November 1, 2006 11:20 AMOctober 25, 2006Quote of the DayOf all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. From Samizdata, who also provide a link to these beauties. See if you can spot which are from Sweden, and which are from the UK.
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Don't these young females realize that they are inviting rape by going about with their head uncovered? It's like so much uncovered meat, right Sheik Taj al-Din al-Hilaly al-Dumbass? Excellent quote, by the way. It demonstrates what's wrong with both the Dems AND Reps. (And man, are those Cockney birds hot or WHAT!) Posted by: johngalt at October 27, 2006 2:02 AM
But jk thinks:
Oy! Not only 'ot, but after y' buy 'em a few pints... Posted by: jk at October 27, 2006 9:55 AMOctober 19, 2006Cheese Wit or Witout
Pat's King of Steaks, a South Philadelphia institution since the 1930s, is suing Rick's Steaks for trademark infringement. The two eateries involved, located less than two miles apart, each are owned by a grandson of Pat Olivieri, purported inventor of Philly's favorite sandwich. Scott Pollack, the lawyer for Pat's, said Wednesday that the businesses are not connected in any way -- even if the owners are. Pat's owner Frank Olivieri never gave permission for cousin Rick Olivieri to use the trademarks in his advertising and signage, Pollack said. ''Obviously, Pat's Steaks is very, very famous. It's known all over the country and the world,'' said Pollack. The lawsuit filed Monday by Pat's claims that Rick's has been illegally trading on Pat's name, its crown logo and trademarked phrases, including ''Pat's King of Steaks Originators of the Steak Sandwich.'' It seeks unspecified damages and an order preventing Rick's from using the material. I've never been to Rick's. But Pat's was my favorite until I found Tony Luke's. At that point all looking stopped. I was home.
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But mdmhvonpa thinks:
Hmmm, I'm still looking for a good lutefisk store around here. No luck yet. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at October 19, 2006 3:50 PM
But jk thinks:
Uff da! mdmh included a link to a lutefisk description on Wikipedia but our default lutefisk filter removed it before anybody could get hurt. (Perhaps Sugarchuck could mail you some from Minnesota. No doubt that contravenes the Commerce Clause, but a man has needs.) Posted by: jk at October 19, 2006 4:24 PM
But mdmhvonpa thinks:
Ohhh, sure. You betcha! I usually pick up a case at water-rama but the crappies were biting this year soooo I went quick down to da lake to pull some out, don-cha-know. Heh ... I'll have Alex pick up the covertly wrapped package next time he is commuting through Commiecrapoulos. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at October 19, 2006 7:47 PM
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I'll be there tuesday am between 5:30 and 7:15. Just have somebody throw it to me behind security. ;) Posted by: AlexC at October 20, 2006 2:08 AMOctober 18, 2006Happy Birthday, ChuckName a song that has been recorded by all the following: the Beach Boys; Conway Twitty; the Sex Pistols; Tom Jones; Bill Haley; AC/DC; John Denver; Jerry Lee Lewis; Elton John. No, it wasn't "White Christmas." Or "Stardust." Sugarchuck and I have played that tune once. Or Twice. Hail, hail.
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And He Admits It!AlexC is on publicity and promotion duty for ThreeSources this week and scores a link from Extreme Mortman AlexC of the great blog threesources.com and legendary Extreme Trivia winner Peter Roff correctly said The Starland Vocal Band Variety show. Well done. Much better than my bikini-photoshopped entry on Fark.
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I'm mildly interested in 70's variety shows. They gave them to *everyone*. I don't understand why a band with one catchy pop title gets a show. That's a pretty shaky premise. Posted by: AlexC at October 18, 2006 2:32 PMOctober 13, 2006Everything is For SaleSo The Everyday Economist worries when he reads this from AP: The White Sox will start weeknight home games at 7:11 p.m. as part of a sponsorship deal with the 7-Eleven convenience store chain. I know this stuff drives people crazy (my guess is that Josh is pretty tongue-in-cheek here) but I am nonplussed. If my beloved Rockies could get a new revenue source (to spend on relief pitching) or could lower ticket prices, why not?
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October 5, 2006ChanceI was going to Photoshop this, but there's a web site, you just type it in.
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Damn you! I just wasted 30 minutes playing with that page! ;-) Posted by: TrekMedic251 at October 5, 2006 9:59 PMSeptember 27, 2006Bill CLinton targets SantaBrit Hume closed his show last night with this video from the Tonight Show. Funny stuff.
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September 22, 2006Chavez: Buy Berkeley Square CD!
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But TrekMedic251 thinks:
I'm guessing because The Dixie Chicks would have been too obvious?? Posted by: TrekMedic251 at September 23, 2006 9:55 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Crimeny! I had this CD on my Christmas wish list until this. There must be some sort of subiminimable messaging in there or something. I hope none of my family members already bought it before I could wipe it off the face of my list! Posted by: johngalt at September 24, 2006 11:04 AM
But jk thinks:
Yeah, I wouild get the backlash... Posted by: jk at September 24, 2006 3:43 PMSeptember 18, 2006The Bloggers BurdenFrequent ThreeSources commenter and fellow Philly area co-blogger Trek Medic has saddled me with another one of those internet memes. In the spirit of blogger cameraderie, I will bare my soul to you all. Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war? Childhood nickname? Historical person you have the biggest crush on? How about admire? Moses. Jesus. Ben Franklin. Ronald Reagan. (chronological order) Favorite type of candy? Favorite foreign country? Fish or chicken? Do you have your own perfume line? Have you ever written a children's book? It was posted here at ThreeSources! It's a childrens book about government. Have you been in a movie based on a book? Ever posed nude for a photo? Guiltiest pleasure? Your best nonguilty pleasure, then? What are you allergic to? Worst pickup line you've heard? I heard it senior year in High School. Yes, it worked. No, it wasn't me. Have you ever cried during a TV interview? If they made a movie of your life, who would play you? Pet peeve? If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have? Place you will never be found? Like a dog marking his territory, I'm going to add a question. I guess now I have to tag someone. I'll share the pain with JK and JohnGalt, also of ThreeSources, Mark AND Blonde Sagacity.
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Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war? Childhood nickname? Historical person you have the biggest crush on? Favorite type of candy? Favorite foreign country? Fish or chicken? Do you have your own perfume line? Have you ever written a children's book? Have you been in a movie based on a book? Ever posed nude for a photo? Guiltiest pleasure? Your best nonguilty pleasure, then? What are you allergic to? Worst pickup line you've heard? Were you bar mitzvahed? Have you ever cried during a TV interview? last thing on TV I cried to. If they made a movie of your life, who would play you? Pet peeve? If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have? Place you will never be found?
But johngalt thinks:
I'll answer only the ones without null answers: Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war? Childhood nickname? Historical person you have the biggest crush on? Favorite type of candy? Favorite foreign country? Fish or chicken? Do you have your own perfume line? Have you ever written a children's book? Have you ever been in a movie based on a book? Guiltiest pleasure? Your best nonguilty pleasure? What are you allergic to? Worst pickup line you've heard? Were you bar mitzvahed? Have you ever cried during a TV interview? If they made a movie of your life, who would play you? Pet peeve? If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have? Place you will never be found? Why did you participate in this tagging? The Left's Breeding Problem
"When secular-minded Americans decide to have few, or no, children, they unwittingly give a strong evolutionary advantage to the other side of the culture divide," writes Phillip Longman, senior fellow at the New America Foundation. "If 'Metros' don't start having more children, America's future is 'Retro.' " James Taranto calls part of it "the Roe effect"... Democrats are slowly aborting themselves to smaller numbers, but also factored in are other considerations. Urban liberals vs suburban/rural conservatives and the cost of space. Religion also makes an appearance as well as this..
No! How much less likely? Finally, there's this.... and it sounds like natural selection at work.
Darwin would be proud. Perhaps Marc Steyn is right. Demographics is destiny.... and the Democrats demographics are on the downturn.
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But dagny thinks:
On this note, for any of you that have not heard the news, we are working on producing our second little girl, due in January. BWA-HA-HA-HA. Lots of little objectivists running around. Our first, the pre two-year-old, is busy developing an appropriate acquisitiveness. She clearly states, “Mine, go away.” She does a pretty good job with, “touchdown,” too if only the Broncos could score any. Also, what the heck happened to the Eagles yesterday AlexC?
But jk thinks:
Mazel tov! Posted by: jk at September 19, 2006 10:23 AM
But jk thinks:
I know you guys are not big on the P-man, but do you ever worry about Plato's "Generation of Opposities:" your children rebelling and looking leftward? Posted by: jk at September 19, 2006 10:28 AM
But johngalt thinks:
I've thought about it and I can't imagine what could cause our children to be different than us. We're going to teach them how to think critically, which empowers them, and impose reasonable limits on their freedoms, which gives them security. We won't ask them to believe anything is so because "we (or anyone else) said so" and we won't ever let them believe that life is fair. In short, we'll teach them how to live happy lives and they won't need pot or hippies or rebellion to search for some kind of false happiness. To be precise, if our children were to swing opposite of us it would not be to the left, but toward irrationality and collectivism. (That happens to be what the left is right now, but that can change. Our underlying principles will not.) When they find that these things get them nowhere at home, I doubt they'll give them a try when they leave the nest either. And if they do, they'll find those things still get them nowhere, or at least, nowhere they'll want to be. Posted by: johngalt at September 20, 2006 7:53 PMSeptember 12, 2006The One & Only LileksI dislike most TV, most modern music, and most movies, but love the big messy hot throbbing blob of Western pop culture, partly because I connect with part of it like a dog biting on a live wire, and partly because the loud rude crass mess spells freedom, and that is the root word at the heart of the American experiment. We can always learn ! from others, but they’ve much to learn from us. Unless they have a 200+ year track record of expanding rights and unimaginable prosperity as well. So young James enumerates the contradictions that would make an all-political site under his direction bad. Sorry, I am not convinced!
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September 6, 2006Boorish BenefitI consider myself a courteous driver. I let people in, keep my composure in almost every situation, and try not to be an ass****. Yet, like much of life, there are times when attempts at kindness have unintended consequences. I have long felt that one of these was "left lane closed in 2000 feet." The nice guy thing to do is to merge right, the ahem thing to do is to wait until the lane ends, then force yourself into the stream of good decent folk who merged early. Attila at Pillage Idiot takes this on in Highway game theory. My question is: Assume you have to comply with all traffic laws. You're on a highway with four lanes in each direction, and traffic is fairly heavy. You see a sign telling you that the two left lanes will be closed in 2000 feet. What's your best strategy to minimize the time you will be delayed? (Using the shoulder isn't a legal answer, because the traffic laws don't permit it.) In spite of doing some time in Mathematics and the AI industry, my game theory is weak. My economics is slightly less weak. The lane is a scarce resource, by merging early, you are increasing the scarcity -- why not use all 2000 feet? More significant still, all that early merging creates 2000 feet of stoppage. At the end of the lane, there is a natural merge point where everyone can choose the same spot. Attila claims empirical evidence that it works best for the driver (he uses the nicer work jerk). I claim it's fairer and ultimately faster for everyone. Objections?
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What I didn't mention is that efficiency is improved even more if, when you see that "lane closed" sign, you move into the lane that's going to be closed -- and use it until the last minute. I say "efficiency" because it seems more like jerk-itude. But I've tried it, and it works. By the way, thanks for the economic analysis. Now I don't have to feel like such a jerk. I'm avoiding the use of scarce resources. Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at September 6, 2006 3:30 PM
But jk thinks:
When you need a buzzword, man, I'm there. You East Coast guys can move into the empty lane -- that will get you some severe disapprobation in a square state. Posted by: jk at September 6, 2006 4:14 PM
But johngalt thinks:
Mathematics, artificial intelligence, economics... how about fluid dynamics? I agree with Attila if the percentage of closed lanes is less than 50%, as in his example. If only 1 lane is closed on a 3 or 4 lane highway, however, the best place to be is... the lane furthest away. Once lane 1 ends, the traffic from lanes 1 and 2 is now squeezed into lane 2. Traffic will be least affected in lane 3 or, if it exists, lane 4 (since some of the traffic in 2 will move to 3 to escape the merging pressure.) This analysis presumes that traffic is actually flowing at decent speeds. At very low speeds all the lanes move at about the same rate and Attila's solution works because you're passing parked cars (like his off-ramp example). In that case you are maximizing use of a scarce resource, it is true, but you're also increasing risk that you'll have to risk jerkitude when the scarce resource is exhausted. Speaking of jerkitude, have you ever needed to merge from an on-ramp but another car was right next to you, blocking your merge? I give cars to the left the right-of-way so unless that traffic is clearly slow and I have a long ramp, I wait for them to pass before merging. Most drivers see this and speed up. Not the jerk I saw this morning. He had what I've dubbed "CCAAC" disease. "Cruise-control at any cost." You see these people in the left lane too, shadowing traffic for miles at a time as they barely, excruciatingly, overtake slower traffic. You know, the cruise control can be temporarily overridden by the accelerator for a reason you sanctimonious self-absorbed public nuisances! Posted by: johngalt at September 7, 2006 3:30 PMAugust 16, 200612 PlanetsBack in my day, we only had NINE PLANETS! .... and that's how we liked it!
The solar system has 12 planets, not nine. That's the earthshaking conclusion of an influential international committee, which on Wednesday will recommend a new definition of what qualifies as a planet. The change is necessary, experts say, because of discoveries in the past decade that have revealed a glut of Pluto-sized bodies beyond the orbit of Pluto - until now considered the furthest planet from the sun.
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Kids today, with their iPods and Internet. They don't know what it was like out in the cold, watching Uranus through binoculars in the snow... Posted by: jk at August 16, 2006 12:35 PM
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Barefoot and shivering is the only way astronomy should be performed. Posted by: AlexC at August 16, 2006 1:24 PM
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These guys are bozos. Most people can name 3 planets TOTAL. Earth, Mars and Saturn. And that is because Saturn is a car and Mars Needs Women. Posted by: mdmhvonpa at August 16, 2006 2:24 PM
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On a related note, I heard on the radio the other morning that some large percentage of Americans can name the planet that Superman is from while only a much smaller percentage can name the planet closest to the sun in our own solar system. Are they trying to make it even more difficult on our poor ignorant populace? It must be a Karl Rove plot to damage the egos of minority students. Posted by: dagny at August 16, 2006 5:07 PM
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Name the planets after famous civil rights leaders! All the children will know the orbital period and distance to the sun of Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, and Planet Al Sharpton! (The sound you hear is jk's last hope of holding electoral office glugging down the toilet of Google cache...) Posted by: jk at August 16, 2006 6:21 PMAugust 7, 2006DefinitionsGreg Gutfield defines fear from the left
Awesome. It's a good mix of seriousness and levity... but they're mostly serious. Like the above example.
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August 2, 2006Faith
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True enough, but as the information age advances the strength of these pillars is compromised. Even today I suggest that most of these five are severely cracked. Posted by: johngalt at August 3, 2006 1:35 AM
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Name calling seems pretty robust... Posted by: jk at August 3, 2006 1:44 PMJuly 31, 2006Choice
"It is time. After 25 years of hearing from nothing but the stay-at-home moms and why it's so wonderful to stay at home, it is time for another message," Hirshman said. Hirshman said women could only lead flourishing lives if they have a career outside the home. "My most important message is that women are bearing the full burden of housekeeping as well as childbearing, and that combination makes it very difficult for them to work in the public or larger world," Hirshman said. ...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Linda Hershman is pro-choice. Except when it comes to raising kids. For the record, my wife is one of those "highly educated" stay at home moms. She wouldn't have it any other way.
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If she were pro-life, Channel 10 wouldn't have given her the air time! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at July 31, 2006 10:16 PM
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Ms. Hirshman gives us a classic example of Pillars 3 and 5 of the liberal faith shown above. Decisions regarding child-rearing should be made by individual mothers, and fathers based on what is best for their individual families. Yet, Ms. Hirshman’s form of thought control insists that all men should do more at home and all women should work outside the home. For the record, my husband does more dishes and changes more diapers than I do. The next step is that thought control is enforced via pillar 5, unearned guilt. Those, "highly educated," stay-at-homes, are made to feel guilty that they are not contributing their brains to society’s good. Maybe the cure for cancer won’t be found since the genius woman doctor who would come up with it is at home wiping up baby drool. Hmm, cure for cancer or baby drool? I feel guilty just thinking about it and I do work outside the home. This is a very insidious form of thought control more commonly known as political correctness. The other side of the coin is perhaps we already missed out on the cure for cancer since the Dr. who would have discovered it dropped out of high school since he was raised by a $10/ hr. day care worker and NOT by his highly intelligent and educated mother. This difference would be even more pronounced if the highly intelligent and educated mothers were not only staying at home but home-schooling. It’s clearly foolish to try to make these decisions on a general basis, which brings us back to the concept of an individual making her own decisions for her own life, both before AND after the birth of her child. Posted by: dagny at August 3, 2006 3:50 PMJuly 24, 2006Goldstein Green-LightedJeff at protein wisdom relates an unusual story: I don’t what to make of this, but I was out picking up lunch from a small middle eastern restaurant near the university when three men, their faces partially obscured by green and yellow bandanas, launched an orchestrated strike on me using heavy falafel balls and what I think must have been shanklish. I've been there. I think it's the first MidEastern restaurant in the Denver area. More importantly, I salute Jeff's right to self-defense. If there's a march or a scotch tasting on his behalf, I'm there.
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Back in tha DayI got on the internets in the fall of 1995, as a young and dumb freshman at Drexel University. One of these days, my 3 year old daughter will come across this page, and say, "Daddy, in 1996, the internet was LAME!" ... and with a tear in my eye, I'll say to my grown up daughter, "Yes, Veronica. The internet was lame back in the day." "All I had was a 9600 baud modem and we were glad to have it!" .... and perhaps some thirty years down the road beyond that day, my grandson will come across that page and say "Grampa, how could use use the interweb back in 1996? It was so ugly!" "Yes, grandson, it was, but the porn was way easier to find." But until that day, all I can say, like my parents and their gold / avocado colored 70's era kitchen.... "We didn't know any better."
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Have them call "Gramps jk." I was excited to see the (really lame) web pages I had created myself, when the company first went online. Sadly, mine are too old to register. Their first entry for Spectra Logic is in 1996. I directed this but used a real artist. http://web.archive.org/web/19961218232019/http://www.spectralogic.com/ (Four ThreeSources have worked for this company. LatteSipper and I work there now.)
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No, wait, if you follow the links in you get to my lame stuff. Live Oracle backup at 505GB/hour, btw, was a big deal. We threw a mountain of hardware at the problem to get that figure. Ahh, the glory days. Posted by: jk at July 24, 2006 10:54 AM
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Ah yes, remember it well. My first impression then was, "Is 'gonna' a real word?" Posted by: johngalt at July 24, 2006 3:00 PM
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It turns up 31 times on ThreeSources and 20 times on Berkeley Square Blog. Obviously a real word. Posted by: jk at July 24, 2006 4:15 PMJuly 23, 2006How I learned to love the market.One of my favorite radio talk show hosts, Michael Medved, is a thief. But he's changed his ways. Thanks to market based innovations. After a lifetime of taking hotel soaps and shampoos, a bath product dispenser has changed his life.
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Sad that other people don't see the market's influence in innovation. The example I use is the built-in ZipLock(r) seals that are standard on tortillas and cheese and luncheon meat and now dog treats. No company would bother to use more expensive packaging and do the work of changing -- unless they felt they could sell more. Posted by: jk at July 24, 2006 10:47 AMJuly 19, 2006Odd Military Installation
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Aren't you glad they didn't model Montgomery County? Posted by: jk at July 20, 2006 10:18 AM
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The only aspect of their model I'm judging is this one... How bass-ackwards is their military tech that they have to put dirt and cement nearly 1km on a side so they can model something. Can't they do VR? It's not like there's a city to model. It's all hills. Damn. They should have just bought MS Flight Simulator. Posted by: AlexC at July 20, 2006 1:59 PM
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Being China, they wouldn't even have to buy it -- they could just copy Pakistan's... Posted by: jk at July 20, 2006 3:04 PMNaked Man, Stolen PigeonSUFFOLK [Virginia] — A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend after beating the bird against a car.Attila at Pillage Idiot notes a story with all the key elements: "a naked man, a stolen bird, flailing, and the police." Sometimes you have to come to terms with what you accomplish in life. Some people devote their lives to changing the world for the better. Some people start businesses to create products that alter the way in which people live. And then, some people post idiotic stories about naked people.
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103" Plasma ScreenMust. Find. Spare. $50,000.
Measuring 2.4 metres by 1.4 metres and weighing 215 kg, the 103-inch panel is bigger than a double-sized mattress and almost as heavy as an upright piano. It would probably through the floor into my basement, but it would be awesome.
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Watching those Senate hearings on C-SPAN, close-ups of Senator Kennedy... Posted by: jk at July 19, 2006 12:26 PM
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Urp! Teddy close-up? There goes dinner! :) Posted by: TrekMedic251 at July 19, 2006 10:01 PMJuly 2, 2006Rick Monday
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Amen. We need more Rick Mondays and fewer Amendments. Posted by: jk at July 3, 2006 9:53 AMA DisconnectChris Bowers at the liberal blog, MyDD asks....
Whew... if the media is right wing, where does that put me? For the record, my vote is "clueless media."
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Definitely "Corporate Media" Chris. The ability to share risk and rewards of enterprise through legal contracts is the root of all evil. Don't ever be afraid to use "Corporate" as a pejorative! Posted by: jk at July 2, 2006 1:25 PMJuly 1, 2006SecretsSo if (for whatever reason) you wanted to know where the Vice President's wife shops, what would you do? 1) Stalk her? It's not a top secret, obviously, but c'mon.
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June 29, 2006Oil Prices Going Down?Kudlow says we're going to be surprised.
Recently I interviewed four oil-tanker executives who control a combined 85 percent of the oil coming into the United States. They confirmed market rumors that the amount of oil being stored on large carriers on the high seas is abnormally high. One of the CEOs even predicted the possibility of $40 to $50 oil in the next 6 to 12 months. In another interview, Chevron CEO David O'Reilly suggested that gasoline and energy demands have flattened in the U.S., and may be showing signs of decline.
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June 28, 2006Truth, Justice ...... and all that stuff.
Yes, yes, good for you two jackasses. Aren't you just so clever. I bet Stalin and Kim Jung-il couldn't be prouder. ... and there's more.
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I was disappointed when I first heard that "..and the American Way" had been expunged. But as a free trader, I have to accept it as a side-effect of exporting American intellectual property to wide international distribution. It would not be "the American Way" to alienate a potential customer, nicht wahr? N'est ce pas? Posted by: jk at June 28, 2006 3:54 PM
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Millions of tired, poor, huddled masses did not risk everything to come to America mid-way through the 20th century because America was the land of "all that stuff." The "American Way" is freedom and opportunity. No other country can claim these as their guiding principles like America can. Posted by: johngalt at June 28, 2006 4:41 PM
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Well said jg. Posted by: jk at June 28, 2006 4:49 PMJune 27, 2006Defining the MainstreamI think the size of the mainstream has been determined!
For an agnostic/atheist like myself lots of religious beliefs sound pretty nutty to me, but as Amy Sullivan keeps telling us we keep losing elections because people like me aren't sufficiently respectful of religious beliefs even though, you know, we generally are. And, now, from left to right, from Tap to TNR to the wingnutosphere, people are falling all over themselves to mock someone who had a perfectly mainstream belief apparently shared by millions and millions of Americans. In related news, liking George Bush's job performance, might just be mainstream.
38% is right in line with 1998's definition of mainstream and way better than contemporary definitions of mainstream. It's so good to be back in the mainstream again. Despite my disagreement with federal spending lately (really for a while), the line-item veto stuff has brought me back. Let's hope it passes.
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That may be the secret of all those mainstream Democrats winning all those elections. In Israel, I'd bet 31% is a plurality. Posted by: jk at June 27, 2006 3:19 PMJune 26, 2006Fool Me Once?If this is true, Rush is done.
Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra. Not sure what Viagra has anything to do with it. Other than a cheapshot. Maybe he's got a prescription. It would be odd for him to fly somewhere for the price break. Update: Move along, nothing to see here.
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From the looks of things, Rush Limbaugh has little to worry about, saving for local Customs agents looking to make the local media for bringing in a big-fish. June 24, 2006SchadenfreudeWith all the hullabaloo breaking out over Jerome Armstrong and Kos, my question is, "How come Jerome didn't see it coming?
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June 23, 2006I'm Joining the ACLUNo. Really.
Death to INCOME TAXES!
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CrashingtheGateGate
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June 22, 2006Good Doggie!Blonde Sagacity links to the story of a beagle who dialed 911 and saved its owner. ALa asks Would a Cat Do This...? The dog was trained to detect potential diabetic attacks by licking and sniffing Mr. Weaver's nose to check his blood sugar levels and pawing him. Belle resorted to dialing for help when Mr. Weaver fell unconscious.
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TNR is Dead! Long Live TNR!Latest CrashingTheGateGate news: DailyKos: TNR's Defection to the Right Is Now Complete
Sad, perhaps. But this is apparently the price one pays for crashing the gate. MyDD: Who Owns The New Republic?
That's interesting in light of the second outing of the Townhouse group. Which sets the course of the left wing blogs. Of course, Jonathan Chait of The New Republic is forced to respond.
He has refused to link to our stories--except of course the minority that attack the left, all the better to display our enemy status--and declared us irrelevant and buried in the dustbin of history. Except now, two years after having unleashed his most terrible weapons, he has to bury us all over again. And so, he urges his readers, "If you still hold a subscription to that magazine, it really is time to call it quits." This is like the Catholic Church digging up the heretic it had already burned at the stake so it can excommunicate the corpse a second time. I know JK subscribes to the New Republic, because he is a sensitive New Age guy. I'm tempted now to do so. Heh.
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TNR is a great American publication with a rich anti-Communist history -- and a way to get the Democratic view on things without much moonbattery. As it happens, I was going to let my (digital-only) subscription lapse because I thought the lefties had taken over without Peter Beinart's firm moderating hand at the helm. Guess you cannot please everybody. In the end, this is a question for the Democratic Party: are you going to let the Kos Kids take over or not? Crashing the GatesSo... how long until "Blogola" or "Kosola" gets renamed "Crashing The Gate-Gate"? Jerome Armstrong and Markos Moulitsas did write the book afterall. I bet when the mainstream media picks up on it. Everything is a "gate" with them. Reliving the glory days.
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June 21, 2006I Can't Quit YouHere's a horror story of someone trying to quit AOL. There's too much to the transcript to post it. But it's annoying. Good for him for posting it online.
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BlogolaWhat's the first rule of Blogola? Don't talk about Blogola. Here's an excerpt of an email sent by Markos Moulistas to the Townhouse, an email list of elite liberal bloggers.
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June 17, 2006Questioning PatriotismDixie Chick Emily Robison...
"The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism," Maines resumes, through gritted teeth. "Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country… I don't see why people care about patriotism." But you know, you really shouldn't question their patriotism, while they question yours.
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I will credit her with candor. I wish others of her ilk would be this honest. Our country's history of establishing and spreading freedom is a great source of pride to me. Our flag stands for that. Seeing the soldiers, sailors, and marines who leave their families and fly around the world to get shot at in dust and sand and 140 degree heat brings tears of pride. Ms. Robison does not think any of this is important and a lot of people (especially in the UK) agree with her. Not important. Not on the level of hair care or whether to have salmon teriyaki with organic greens, or asparagus tempura and tuna sashimi.
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"A lot of pandering started going on, and you'd see soldiers and the American flag in every video. It became a sickening display of ultra-patriotism."
What a b***h! Posted by: TrekMedic251 at June 17, 2006 6:22 PMJune 15, 2006iPod Accessories
The state-of-the-art device - called an iCarta - makes it easier for people to listen to beats while using the bathroom. It is designed, according to the US manufacturers, to "enhance your experience in the smallest room". The gadget, which costs around $99, or £54, merges an iPod docking station with a loo roll dispenser. After music lovers have downloaded songs from the internet on their iPod, they can place it in a socket in the top of the dispenser. I guess reading the newspaper, magazines or books in the can has become passe'. It would probably be ok if you were taking a shower or a bath, but if you had a half bath? It also begs the question... if you dropped it in the holder, would you put it on shuffle, and take care of business, or constantly fast forward and navigate the menus? Oh, and iCarta is a silly name. No one's going to confuse me for a mature person, but I'm thinking iFarta is better.
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June 13, 2006Go Up, Young Man
He added that if humans can avoid killing themselves in the next 100 years, they should have space settlements that can continue without support from Earth. "It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species," Hawking said. "Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of." I guess asteroids raining down on us or alien invasion didn't make the list.
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ManBearPig! Posted by: jk at June 13, 2006 1:39 PMJune 11, 2006That's Odd
Kendrick said when he sought permission to use a song by the Christian band "Third Day," their record label's parent company, Sony Pictures, asked to see the film and agreed to release it in 400 theaters in late September. But after the Motion Picture Association of America rated the film, Kendrick said he was told that it got the 'Parental Guidance' rating for being so openly religious. Kendrick said he's never heard of that criteria before and suggests it shows how much times have changed. The Passion was rated R for it's violence (the scourging scenes were especially graphic). I can't recall any other openly religious movies lately. Perhaps VP Al Gore's An Inconvienent Truth. Resident movie critic JK, any ideas?
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Narnia, though I suppose there is one level of indirection. As long as the movie ratings are voluntary and somewhat useful, I don't see too much room for abuse. I cannot imagine anybody will not see "Facing the Giants" because of a PG rating. Jay Nordlinger at National Review points out that he went to a high school play. It featured course language, debauchery, &c. Yet the theater and program explicitly warned attendees that the play featured "herbal cigarettes and gunfire." This culture has changed. Someday we might try to catalog whether it has been for the better or worse. June 10, 2006Google SearchesNo one here has blogged about Google in a while. But someone at the Google Blogoscope has compiled a list of censored searches at the Chinese Google. The top 10?
rights human human rights army mao zedong what google censors tiananmen bird flu bbc Human is censored? I guess a search like that could lead to "human rights"... but that's really casting a wide net.
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Pick at that scab! Pretty soon, none of us will be on speaking terms with another. I will concede that CW has gone entirely your way; even a lot of Google people think they were wrong. Yet I stubbornly hold on to my contention that it is no different to ask British Petroleum not to sell gas that contributes to global warming. We should remove the "consciousness" from corporations and let them be bound by the invisible hand. Maximize the asset value of shareholders and let others fight for universal rights. Donate some money if you want. Professor Reynolds contends that they have lost their cool factor with the China deal and the censoring of conservative blogs. People are eyeing them skeptically and boycotting. For what it's worth, I'm a Yahoo guy by tradition and inertia but I wouldn't claim they had done much better. My last company was almost bought by the "Dogpile" folks. They are nice and bright, check out dogpile.com.
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BP should continue to sell gas because that's always been their goal. (Well, really it's make money) Make fuel. Google's whole point was to provide information. When they go deliberately tampering with the information, not for some technical reason, but for a governmental reason, that's where people get pissed. Posted by: AlexC at June 11, 2006 10:59 AM
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Aha! You found it yourself. Google is not in business to provide information, they are in business to sell advertising. Operating in China allows them to sell more advertising. If you talk to a Google engineer (which I do not recommend) they like to say their business is "raising the world's IQ." By providing hobbled Google to the Chinese instead of a state owned solution, I would say they had succeeded on that point as well. You might have a compatriot at Banana Oil. Ian has to experience the firewall firsthand http://blog.ianhamet.com/index.php/archive/2006/06/01/1859/ Plus his quote from "The Fountainhead" will be well received. Posted by: jk at June 11, 2006 12:32 PM
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Ok, mea culpa. Google's business NOW is to make money. They used to be about finding information. The two google founders worked on it as part of PhD work. Posted by: AlexC at June 11, 2006 1:18 PM
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Yeah but the $117 BBBBillion market cap is not a referendum on their research, it exists to pursue business opportunities. I know we'll never agree on that but don't you see a danger in asking a corporation to pursue some greater good than increasing asset value? It's going to be far more frequently employed by leftists who'll want an agenda you don't agree with. How about companies make money and bloggers save the world?
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All I'm asking is that a corporation persues their stated ideals. If it's "do no evil" I'm at a loss as to how that fits with "kowtowing to a evil political system." If they're going to do the latter, they should drop pretense of the former. Posted by: AlexC at June 11, 2006 10:23 PMJune 6, 2006Google SpreadsheetsThis sounds interesting. Google is coming out with an online spreadsheet.
You can start from scratch and do all the basics, including changing the number format, sorting by columns, and adding formulas. Upload your spreadsheet files. That's the hook right there. Your existing spreadsheets are going to get sucked in, and work. I just wonder how well.
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June 4, 2006Scamming the Airlines
Lt. Michael Lista and Officer Joseph Chicano, both of whom have retired in the last two months, deny doing anything wrong. They patrolled Philadelphia International Airport for more than five years each. The police department and the district attorney's office were investigating whether the officers received free vouchers for flights by volunteering to be "bumped" and cashing in refundable tickets that they never intended to use. Heh. I like that one.
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At the risk of being called situational in law-and-order*, it is hard to side with overbooking airlines over some Philly cops. *You know who you are! Posted by: jk at June 5, 2006 11:09 AMOn the Web
The plan will allow web users worldwide to watch Texas' border with Mexico and phone the authorities if they spot any apparently illegal crossings. Texas Governor Rick Perry said the cameras would focus on "hot-spots and common routes" used to enter the US. This is a clever idea, except for the one tragic downfall. The toll-free call in number. How long before it's rendered useless by crank calls?
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June 2, 2006Snakes on the Plane
An attempt to swat the snake only resulted in it falling to Coles' feet under the rudder pedals. It then darted to the other side of the cockpit. While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other. "There was no way I was letting that thing go. It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling," Coles said. Holy crap!
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May 28, 2006Frivolous Lawsuit NightPart of the magic of minor league baseball are the extra-curricular activities at the ballpark. Sure, the players play hungrier, but the combination of cheap hot dogs, cheap beer, cheap seats and intra-inning horseplay makes it a great time. But even more importantly are the giveaways. And the Altoona Curve (so named for the famous curve) have topped everyone.
The giveaways are pretty standard ballpark fare, except of course the lukewarm coffee.
Heh. (tip to Club for Growth)
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May 15, 2006Strip Poker
The idea was originally floated as an April Fool's joke but generated so much interest that Dublin-based Paddy Power has decided to look seriously at organising a contest it hopes will find a place in the Guinness Book of Records. "We got almost 100 requests to take part," the company's spokesman, also called Paddy Power, said. "We're trying to investigate whether it's possible or whether we'll get put in prison for it." I'm thinking that as long as it's all women, and not the regular pro-poker cadre, late night cable TV just got a whole lot better.
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May 7, 2006AccountabilitySenator John Kerry gives a speech where he says this... Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous when America’s leadership is unwilling to admit mistakes, unwilling to engage in honest discussion, and unwilling to hold itself accountable for the consequences of decisions made without genuine disclosure, or genuine debate. As Thomas Jefferson said, “dissent is the highest form of patriotism." How many different problems exist in two sentences? Jeff Goldstein counts the ways.
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Then and NowHere's a comparison of how far technology has brought us since the 70s. What blew me away was the tennis comparison. I thought that was a picture of a real tennis match. One of my three year old's toys is a cordless phone that my wife had back in they day. Everyonce in a while, I'll pick it up and say, "Rachael, it's for you. The 80's want their phone back." Gosh, that thing's a beast.
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May 6, 2006ImmortalityIf your very unique name made it in the title of a extremely catchy rock song, how would you deal with it? I knew the song was about a real person!
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Really high on my list of terrible songs of all time: I was in a top40 band when that came out and had to play it ALL the time. The octave lick still gives me chills. Posted by: jk at May 6, 2006 10:51 AM
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JK, the song is infectious! May it ring in your head all day long! Posted by: AlexC at May 6, 2006 12:24 PMMay 3, 2006Mexican Drug PolicyAmsterdam? Why bother? How about Mexico?
The list of illegal drugs approved for personal consumption by Mexico's Congress last week is enough to make one dizzy — or worse. I propose a trade. Your workers for our junkies. That might put an end to all this immigration talk.
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I had seen a small story on this, thanks for the link. I have to applaud Mexico for this. This country has a lot more severe problems than personal drug use by its citizenry. I think that makes the US (puritans!) the only place in North America where one can be jailed for small amounts of marijuana. I would not punish anyone for possession, but I would prosecute fiercely for legal infractions or driving while impaired. A Samizdata commenter last year moved to Mexico (from the UK), calling it one of the last free places on earth. I ain't moving there, but it i8s emerging as a libertarian oasis of sorts. If they could just control corruption, we'd be swimming the Rio Grande southward.
But johngalt thinks:
What do you mean "they?" Don't you know that "Republicans are controlled by a culture of corruption?" Posted by: johngalt at May 4, 2006 2:38 PMMay 2, 2006Is It Me?Or does the left have an awful lot invested in Colbert bashing the President? http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/ Dean Barnett explains the whole kerfuffle.
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It's not you. Taranto nails it: "We have often suggested that the left in America doesn't really stand for anything. Well, we stand corrected. Evidently the left in America stands for one thing: the proposition that Stephen Colbert is funny, or at least that he was at the White House Correspondents Association dinner over the weekend." Sugarchuck told me of a William Kristol appearance on Colbert's CC show, and Hugh Hewitt had nice albeit pre-kerfuiffle words for the host. A new generation is getting its news from Comedy news. Some thought of Colbert as a conservative foil to Jon Stewart, but that looks cooked. I guess we have South Park... License PlatesClubForGrowth's blog has pictures of a few kick-ass license plates. That got me thinking about an economics vanity plate for myself. My troublemaking friend, Chris, already has Pennsylvania's "TAXCUTS" plate taken. LZY FARE seemed a little obtuse to figure out. The game here is it's got to be 8 characters, with only a space or hyphen (but not both). NVIS HAND maybe? ADMSMITH? JOHNGALT? RANDROID? NO TAXES? Any ideas?
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I Like NVISHAND (That seems more abstruse than LZY FARE to me but I like a vanity plate that inspires thought). FREETRDR TAXMENOT Posted by: jk at May 3, 2006 10:43 AM
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LAFFER, or LFFRCRV, or if you get 3SRCS in PA, I will do the same in CO Posted by: jk at May 5, 2006 11:19 AMQuote of the DayPower Corrupts. Hat-tip: Samizdata
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Definately. But how about damned bulleted or number sections in Word Documents? Why can't that be simple? Posted by: AlexC at May 2, 2006 7:01 PMApril 30, 2006Supply & DemandTim Russert had the Energy Secretary on this morning's Meet the Press to discuss high gasoline prices. In today's show, Mr Russert, former demonstrated complete ignorance of supply and demand.
MR. BODMAN: For that reason. MR. RUSSERT: No, think about that. MR. BODMAN: You know? MR. RUSSERT: Play it out. MR. BODMAN: Demand is up. MR. RUSSERT: Correct. MR. BODMAN: Right? MR. RUSSERT: Right. MR. BODMAN: So you’ve got more demand, you’re going to force price up. You’ve got, you’ve got limited supply, and you’re going to have… Expose the Left has more of the transcript and video!
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Across the dial on the evil FOXNews network, Juan Williams accused the oil companies of price gouging. Bill Kristol said that profits were up 7% on sales that are up 8%. Williams thought that that demonstrated gouging....ooooookay... Posted by: jk at May 1, 2006 10:13 AMApril 22, 2006Amnesia
Surgeons in Portland removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery. You might say to yourself, "Self, how can you forget about shooting yourself in the head twelve times?" Well, it is twelve shots to the head. No word on the length of the nails.
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April 20, 2006Dearth of DeathUSA Today...
Nearly 50,000 fewer Americans died in 2004 than in 2003, according to data based on about 90% of U.S. death certificates. The preliminary number of U.S. deaths in 2004 was 2,398,343, compared with 2,448,288 in 2003. Color me shocked. What could be the cause?
Whoa there. I thought we had a health care crisis. Like the "jobless recovery" and the "but what kind of jobs are they" we'll be hearing, "but yeah, living in in an Iron lung for thirty years, you might as well be DEAD!" (tip to Ace)
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April 18, 2006A Note of SkepticismI enjoyed Glenn Reynolds's' "An Army of Davids," mostly because of its implications in my fealty to Hayekian systems. The forward looking chapters on dramatically increased longevity, nanotech, and "the Singularity" intrigued me but did not necessarily win me over. I'm no Luddite, but there are problems which do not lend themselves to technical solutions. A good friend who understood analog electronics far better than I, once showed my some amplifier schematics, in Leo Fender's own hand. I thought the schematics were cool, but Alan gave me a tour: " Look! He's biased the wiper of the tone pot against the hot side of the pre-amp tube!!!" Maybe he said "the flay rod has gone askew on treddle!" But the point remains that a textbook amplifier design sounds like crap when you plug a guitar into it. Leo's wacky bias scheme, conversely, created the sound of an electric guitar for half a century. I've recorded with "The Pod," which uses DSP (Digital Signal Processing) to capture the tone of popular amp designs and speaker cabinets. It's pretty good and is hard to beat for recording. But in a live scenario, all the kings chips have yet to put Leo's sound together again. Kenneth Silber, in TCS, sounds the same concerns about the Strad, or Stradivarius violin, but you can make similar suggestions about "The Strat." Perhaps someday advanced technology will outstrip the Strad, producing violins widely regarded as superior. If so, it still will have taken a considerably long time for high tech to outdo the work of a craftsman who lived before the industrial revolution. In any event, there will be an element of subjectivity to any evaluation of which violins are best. It seems likely that the best future violins will be regarded as notably different from Strads, and not readily amenable to a direct comparison. One consideration is that Strads, in the view of many experts, already are at their peak and perhaps moving beyond it. It also remains to be seen what new qualities and subtleties current violins will take on with age. Both the amplifier and the violin seek a subjective tonal quality and there is something intrinsically unfair in holding them up. Yet both have successfully resisted huge amounts of technology.
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What you're describing here is the difference between faithful audio reproduction and the unique qualities of a musical instrument used for audio creation. By all means, plug the guitar into whatever vacuum tube space heater you prefer, but once the sound is recorded and you want to blast it throughout your house, it's time to call Mister FET and his army of FET brothers. (That's "field-effect transistor for you plebes.) :) Posted by: | |||||||||||||||