April 1, 2010
Metal Repair Spray
OnlineMetals' patented "Cut Away!" Metal Repair Spray A product that allows you to instantly repair and reverse any mistakes you've made while cutting your material.
This stuff looks pretty cool. I don't know if they carry it at Home Depot or even McGuckin's yet so you'll have to order yours online here.
August 26, 2009
BEAUTIFUL!
To the tune of 'The Candy Man'
"The government takes, everything we make;to pay for all of their solutions;
Health Care Climate Change, Pollution;
Throw away the Constitution."
There's no embed option so you'll have to follow this link and click on 'The Government Can' for the video.
Hat tip: The Mike Rosen radio show, 850 KOA Denver.
August 10, 2009
Who's in YOUR wallet?
I love this co-opting of 'Capital One' simply by changing the spelling...
April 28, 2009
And now for something completely different
dagny and I thought this emailed "Governmentium" joke was funny enough to post, even though it's been around for years. I'll not reprint it but instead link to another blog that posted it in '07. There are also some good comments there.
April 3, 2009
Beware, Three Sourcers!
This should send a cold shiver down the spine of every Three Sourcer: The FTC is cracking down on blog endorsements.
...the Financial Times reports, the government consumer watchdog will be cracking down on people who post false statements ...
The Refugee hereby recinds and disavows all of the nice things he's ever said about anyone on these pages.
Yup, they get thrills up the leg and we get cold shivers down the spine. Elections really do matter.
Posted by: jk at April 4, 2009 11:35 AM100% of my posts are satire and comedy.
no truth in that. none.
Posted by: AlexC at April 4, 2009 2:02 PMAnd all of my posts are 100% true. I think you're safe, br!
Posted by: jk at April 4, 2009 9:30 PMFebruary 18, 2009
Fix the Fence
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White
House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from
Minnesota.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The
Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then
works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will
run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for
me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
Hat tip: johngalt's Kansas uncle
November 13, 2008
For Immediate Release
This post is to announce -- with the permission of fellow bloggers -- that Three Sources intends to apply with the Federal Reserve to become a bank holding company.
You betcha. What time does the discount window open?
Posted by: jk at November 14, 2008 10:49 AMWhoa there everybody, no crowding at the trough. Everyone will get their turn to fatten up on the corn grown by others. Let's keep those "sharp elbows" in check.
Posted by: johngalt at November 14, 2008 5:15 PMOctober 2, 2008
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
If you need a good yuk, this is funny stuff. In the process of being banned around the world.
June 17, 2008
Obama the Uniter?
If Barack Obama is elected president, he will unite liberals and conservatives on one respect: both will agree that the result is an "obamanation."
July 20, 2007
The John Edwards Road to One America Poverty Tour
Lol!!
Posted by: AlexC at July 21, 2007 11:58 AMJune 2, 2006
In Dar al Harb...
David Burge has a (satirical) list of Ten Things You Can Do To Save The Planet if you are concerned, after watching Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth:"
3. Crush a Third World economic development movement. One of the most pressing threats facing our environment is rising incomes in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. Only a generation ago, these proud dark people were happily frolicking in the rain forest, foraging for organic foods amid the wonders of nature. Now, corrupted by wealth, they are demanding environmentally hazardous consumer goods like cars and air conditioning and malaria medicine. You can do your part to stop this dangerous consumer trend by supporting environmentally aware leaders like Robert Mugabe and Fidel Castro to foster an economy of sustainable low-impact ecolabor camps. ... 8. Phase out the entertainment industry by 2011. If there is one sector of our economy that typifies America's obscene energy waste, it is the entertainment industry. Every year untold gigawatts are consumed to power studio kleig lights, theater projectors, popcorn machines, and multi-city concert tours, with no discernable benefit to society. With your help, this destructive drag on our environment can be reversed within five years. Do your part by pledging to greenlight only those films that have recycled or incomprehensible story lines, and by signing preachy and unlistenable musical acts. By purging the entertainment market of its dangerous popular appeal, you will be reducing the public's desire to make wasteful and expensive SUVs trips to their local concert halls, cineplexes and video stores.