August 30, 2012

"Straight Outta Rand"

Via Althouse

"Thatís straight out of Rand, and í50s anti-Communist paranoia."

To the tune of, well you know:

You are now about to witness the strength of reason

Verse One: Paul Ryan

Straight outta Rand, crazy m*********** named Ryan
From the gang called GOP
When I'm called off, I take the gloves off
Rhyme a syllogism, and bodies are hauled off
You too, Walsh, if ya f*** with me
Mitt Romney gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk m*********** that's showin out
Progressives start to mumble, they wanna rumble
I throw the math and they cry and stumble
Goin off on a m********* like that
with a sharp brain that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth.
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a rational mind move
Here's a budget rap to keep yo thinkin
with a debt like that, you should be blinkin
Reason is the tool
Don't try and call me no m********* fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin liberals out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb m********* see clearly
that I'm down with the capital R-A-N-D
Boy you can't f*** with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Paul Ryan is logical as f***
As I leave, believe it, I'm manned
and when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Rand

RNC2012 Rant Posted by Ellis Wyatt at August 30, 2012 3:30 PM

What can I say, it's rap day. That ain't no 'hip-hop."

(ADDED: If you are not familiar with the original source material for this parody it probably makes no sense, so

Posted by: Ellis Wyatt at August 30, 2012 4:08 PM | What do you think? [1]