Bad Gig

Blog friend Terri brings to light the poor plight of the Pakistani stand-up comic. It seems the following jokes are illegal:

“Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres.”

To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

Robber: “Give me all your money!”
Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”

Freedom on the March Posted by John Kranz at July 22, 2009 1:28 PM