April 29, 2009

Climate Change "Final Solution"

Brother BR's George Carlin post may have been a re-run but I'm pretty sure this one isn't. Satirist Progressivista says turning off our lights for one hour every year isn't going to get the job done in the cause against global climate change. It's time for the "final solution."

So, next year when Earth Hour comes around again — instead of having everyone turn off their lights for one hour — we should have them drink green-colored Kool-Aid laced with potassium chloride, which just happens to be not only the poison Jim Jones gave to his followers, but also the one many abortionists use to terminate those dreaded unbabies.

If the billion people who participated in this previous Earth Hour participate in our new and improved version, we will eliminate more than 7 trillion pounds of carbon emissions per year. And that’s assuming an even distribution of participants around the world. As participation would likely be higher in the nations that emit the most, the actual number of savings may be two or even three times as much.

And if we could get a billion people to participate each year, the planet would be saved in a very short amount of time indeed.

Deleterious Anthropogenic Warming of the Globe Posted by JohnGalt at April 29, 2009 4:11 PM

Sounds like a rather modest proposal.

Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 29, 2009 9:53 PM

Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Reid and all their state-worshipping followers can be first. What a vastly improved world we'd have!

And I'm not joking here.

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at April 30, 2009 12:45 PM

Not only is it "modest" it is also guaranteed to "work."

Posted by: johngalt at May 1, 2009 12:38 PM | What do you think? [3]