April 10, 2009
Ch-ch-ch-chia in Chief
The Boulder Refugee pointed this out to me.
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Posted by John Kranz at April 10, 2009 11:05 AM
The Refugee about fell off his chair when he saw this. Keith, it's got your fingerprints all over it. Are you going to issue any non-denial denials?
The Refugee about fell off his chair when he saw this. Keith, it's got your fingerprints all over it. Are you going to issue any non-denial denials?
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 10, 2009 12:50 PMRefugee: well, I did say "if the Obama administration's collective brain power were any lower, it would have to be watered," so I can see you drawing that conclusion. But I can point to clear and unarguable evidence that this is not my handiwork:
(1) Absence of his middle name, which I surely would have used.
(2) Job title does not say "Prezznit."
(3) Wrong herb growing from the cranium; my version would have cleverly been marketable at a "Chiapothead."
(4) Three words: TelePrompTer Sold Separately.
But the most conclusive and persuasive proof it that I'd have made more money. This slag is going for $19.99 a pop, and will soon be on the clearance shelf at your neighborhood dollar store. If I had a bunch of clay and a license on Obama's visage, I'd be selling clay pigeons to gun-rights advocates for $200.00 per dozen, and they'd be flying off the shelves faster than you could say "Pull!" What NRA member wouldn't salivate at the opportunity to point his Mossberg at the image of the Prezznit's face and blast it to dust?
Hang on, guys; I've got Hillary on the other line, asking for a discount on a bulk order...
Posted by: Keith at April 10, 2009 1:58 PMKeith: That's exactly the kind of denial I would expect if you had really done it!
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at April 10, 2009 6:35 PMWell, I guess my secret's out, then. Eleven centuries of the very best machinations of the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Bilderbergers, and it all distills down to this devious ploy. Had not the Refugee discovered my nefarious plot, I might have ruled the world.
I suppose you've also already figured out that Hulu is our back-up plan, haven't you?
Posted by: Keith at April 11, 2009 1:13 AMKeith, your plot is more insideous than even The Refugee could have imagined!
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