The Refugee stands unjustly accused! But if he had told Israel to talk to Hamas, the suggested dialog would be unsuitable for print in this erudite publication. Something about firing those rockets where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 9, 2009 12:26 PM
Refugee: I don't see how Hamas should have a problem with your suggestion. I mean, they're all into that "blowing themselves to pizza toppings" thing anyway. Whether they do it with a vest full of C-4 or a ballistic suppository shouldn't make that much of a difference to them, should it?
Ballistic suppository! Coming to a YouTube video soon...
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 9, 2009 2:18 PM
Refugee: I have to give you credit for the inspiration. You wrote "... firing those rockets where the sun don't shine..." and suddenly all I could see was a guy sitting like Wile E. Coyote on the nose of an ACME missile launcher and lighting the fuse... with the expected result.
Must've been The Refugee, man. I didn't. I swear I didn't.
Posted by: jk at January 9, 2009 11:11 AMSomewhere, in an alternate universe, there's a headline reading "'Three Sources' tells Guardian Fred plans to have a 'chat' with Hamas"
The second paragraph of the article mentions that "chat" includes sending Jack Bauer to shoot them all in the thigh.
Posted by: Keith at January 9, 2009 11:46 AMThe Refugee stands unjustly accused! But if he had told Israel to talk to Hamas, the suggested dialog would be unsuitable for print in this erudite publication. Something about firing those rockets where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 9, 2009 12:26 PMRefugee: I don't see how Hamas should have a problem with your suggestion. I mean, they're all into that "blowing themselves to pizza toppings" thing anyway. Whether they do it with a vest full of C-4 or a ballistic suppository shouldn't make that much of a difference to them, should it?
Posted by: Keith at January 9, 2009 1:32 PMBallistic suppository! Coming to a YouTube video soon...
Posted by: Boulder Refugee at January 9, 2009 2:18 PMRefugee: I have to give you credit for the inspiration. You wrote "... firing those rockets where the sun don't shine..." and suddenly all I could see was a guy sitting like Wile E. Coyote on the nose of an ACME missile launcher and lighting the fuse... with the expected result.
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