October 15, 2007The NEXT Nobel PrizeObesity could be as big a crisis as climate change unless the nation starts to lose weight soon, Health Secretary Alan Johnson warned on Sunday. It's about the UK, but we also have a problem with weight in this country. Wouldn't it be awesome if Richard Simmons won next year's Nobel Peace Prize?
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Posted by: jk at October 15, 2007 8:24 PMEureka! Thank you for helping me make the connection.
More people are getting fatter. And the earth is getting warmer.
That's because LARGE BODIES RETAIN HEAT!
Here's what we do about it: tell that thunder-thighed cellulite-mama that she needs to fit into a size 9 bikini by next summer.
Stick to your guns.
Do it for the earth.
Posted by: PR1ME at October 20, 2007 2:19 AM | What do you think? [2]