Five 200,000s or three 333,333s?

Gotta credit this Pittsburgh counterfeiter for high hopes:

The likeness of Grover Cleveland is on this fake $1 million bill. Cleveland's portrait is on the genuine $1,000 bill, which has been out of circulation since 1969.
If you're going to spend counterfeit money, it might help to use a denomination that actually exists.

An unidentified man who asked a Giant Eagle cashier to make change for his $1 million bill learned that lesson the hard way, Pittsburgh police said Monday.

Pennsylvania Posted by John Kranz at October 11, 2007 3:57 PM