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A German pensioner who won a prize and worldwide fame for breeding his country’s largest rabbit — Robert, a 10.5kg (23lb) bruiser the size of a dog — has been offered an unusual opportunity to exploit his talents overseas.

Karl Szmolinsky has been given a contract by North Korea to supply giant rabbits to help to boost meat production in the reclusive Communist country, which is suffering severe food shortages. The only problem is that such huge rabbits consume vast quantities of food themselves as they grow.

Are these giant rabbits going to be bred for food, or to put "frickin' laser beams on their heads?"

Unfortunately, as soon as Chavez gets his way (completely gets his way), Venezuela won't be all that far behind.

North Korea Posted by AlexC at January 12, 2007 7:11 PM