November 1, 2006

John Kerry Jokes

The compendium.

    Knock, knock.

    -- Who's there?

    Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children.

    -- Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children who?

    Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children and dragging them out of their homes in the dead of night.

    -- I don't get it.

    Don't question my patriotism. I served, reluctantly, in Vietnam.

UPDATE (by jg): This url from the comment by mdmhvonpa below is a MUST SEE! It deserved a hyperlink, here. Thanks mdmh. LMAOBT

Current Events Posted by AlexC at November 1, 2006 9:16 AM

classic: http://www.photopile.com/photos/dead/auctions/273904.gif

Posted by: mdmhvonpa at November 1, 2006 2:46 PM

OMG! I'm splitting my sides here!

ROFLMAO!

Posted by: TrekMedic251 at November 2, 2006 10:28 PM | What do you think? [2]