May 22, 2006
Bananas
- Meanwhile, Sen. John McCain, Arizona Republican, in a quintessentially McCainiac contribution to the debate, angrily denied the Senate legislation was an "amnesty." "Call it a banana if you want to," he told his fellow world's greatest deliberators. "To call the process that we require under this legislation amnesty frankly distorts the debate and it's an unfair interpretation of it."
He has a point. Technically, an "amnesty" only involves pardoning a person for a crime rather than, as this moderate compromise legislation does, pardoning him for a crime and also giving him a cash bonus for committing it. In fact, having skimmed my Webster's, I can't seem to find a word that does cover what the Senate is proposing, it having never previously occurred to any other society in the course of human history. Whether or not, as Mr. McCain says, we should call it a singular banana, it's certainly plural bananas.
Steyn is in good form as usual. And I can't not enjoy a little bashing of the U.S. Senate.
But everybody who's paying attention knows that this is now about a conference bill, not the Senate bill. I feel he ignores that for entertainment value
Posted by: jk at May 23, 2006 5:23 PM | What do you think? [1]