New Years Resolutions

I resolve to:
Never ever ever never never eat a hot roast beef sandwich with hot peppers and horseradish along with guacamole, bruschetta, artichoke and crab dip, various chips, strawberry cheesecake and wash it down with some microbrew I've never heard of and three glasses of whisky.

I've been paying for it all day, and I didn't even get drunk last night.

Oh, and Pepto-Bismol is the worst tasting and feeling medicinal product to yet cross my lips.

Oy.

Philosophy Posted by AlexC at January 1, 2006 9:12 PM